jungleseahorses
27 Mountain View, United States
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My self-summary
i don't know wtf i'm doing on okcupid. obviously i have a sense of humor.

[I/E]NFP if it matters.

from the bay area, but transplanted to texas for school and now i'm back.

I JUST GOT OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP I AM BARELY HERE AND ONLY LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY OVERWATCH WITH.
What I’m doing with my life
content creation (like for real actual money, not just fun)

sometimes i hold the door open for people when they're inappropriately far away from me so they have to do that awkward half-jog thing and then thank me.

i'm a single father. my daughter lives with me so if that's a problem feel free to kick rocks. she's my world and that's not gonna change.
I’m really good at
picking tomatoes off food.
killin' zambies.
all manner of non-MMO role playing games.
settling catan.
risk.
losing my plugs while i sleep.
not working out.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm pretty tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the wire.
asoiaf tinfoil theory.
cartoon network.
brand new.
mad men.
californication.
jack black.
true detective.
house of leaves.
bill hader.
skramz.
burrito.
judd apatow movies.
brian k. vaughn.
haruki murakami.
samurai jack.
The six things I could never do without
my daughter
beer
netflix/hbo go (seriously, it's bad)
sexytime
stuff
potato.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
also, my other fictional crushes: princess jasmine, elliot from scrubs (the first couple of seasons), yoko from gurren lagann, everybody on californication (mega man love for david duchovny), bulma, betty draper, arwen from lotr, marceline from adventure time and most importantly danaerys targaryen, but emilia clarke's version from the show. not grrm's danaerys. this is critical.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home being a lame ass on the couchy couch watching the office with my daughter.

gettin' wild and makin' a dummy out of myself for shits and gigs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"Hi. I saw you sitting over here, alone and I thought, wow, thank god, someone normal who doesn't know how to interact at these things either."

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You should message me if
you're kristen schaal.

you're tall.

or girls with big front teeth.
idk why, shut up.

NO FUCKING JUGGALOS I SWEAR TO GOD.
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