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My self-summary
I unconditionally love terrible movies. It helps keep me grounded, how can you know what a good movie is unless you mix in some gangrenous horrible movies? If you watch only good movies your range for good versus bad is so narrow you'll scoff at a Nolan movie or pass on Besson. No, you can only truly understand the movie gamut if you watch a Seagal next to a Nolan. If you thought the movie "Monster Trucks" was 'Okay', it won't work out.

Tom Servo is my spirit animal and mentor.

I can't help but pretend to walk down stairs when passing windows.

-World traveler
-movie nerd
-smartest idiot you'll ever meet
What I’m doing with my life
I am a masochist, I work too much.

When I'm not working I like to have various hobbies like metal casting and other oddities. I also consider myself a bit of a movie nerd. Like, for example, do you think that the Jedis are a non-profit group? Those are the real questions in life.
I’m really good at
Nerdy engineer stuff. And selecting terrible movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually I'm very reserved and unless I'm riffing with someone than I just like to sit in the moment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Me talk pretty one day, Squirrel seeks chipmunk, Why does e=mc2 (and why should we care?), The history of PI, The tipping point, Cosmos, What to do when engulfed in flames, good to great, around the bend, failure is not an option, my fair share of it all, Ayoade and Ayoade

Movies: Super Troopers, Beerfest, Fight Club, James Bond, The Fifth Element, Independence Day, Escape from LA, The Incredibles, Space Balls, Blazing saddles. Anything from Luc Besson, Baz Lurman...

TV: Futurama, Venture Bros., Firefly, Bob's Burgers, Rick and Morty, and most sci-fi and animation stuff from Adult Swim and Comedy Central.

Music: I've been in to a lot of 80's and late 70's top 40 recently. Chris Cross, tears for fears, Kool and the gang, Kim Wilde. Then on similar spectrum dark wave synth, Powerglove, perturbator, Lazerhawk. I'm all over the place for musical tastes.
Six things I could never do without
1. Food
2. Water
3. Comfortable couch and bed
4. Campy movies
5. An inner monologue (otherwise I would look pretty crazy)
6. A good sense of humor (good, dry, cheeky humor)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I can teach a robot to love.
On a typical Friday night I am
Which 80's movie to watch and which montage to act out.
Working too long at work because I am a masochist.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My workout routine is a hyperbole of cooking motions. Like opening the oven door, stirring the cookies. Moronic stuff like that. I call it "Cross fit Kitchen" I am an idiot.

I can bench an entire continental shelf.
You should message me if
You have a vexing nerd question. Or just want to shoot the shit.

You prefer to send gifs rather than text.

I'm always down to just hang out and grab a beer.

I travel a lot so it's always fun to meet new people and just hang out.
The two of us