26 Fort Myers, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Heather.

*UPDATE* I am not here for anything other than to make friends, and help new users find their barrings around the site.

I have been happily involved with my partner, who I met on this site ;) , for just over a year now, and we are expecting our first child.

I was born and raised here in Fort Myers, Fl. It's been a love-hate relationship so far.

I enjoy life as much as I can, and have developed a hunger for trying new things.

I love cooking home made meals when I can. I'm not a picky eater. I enjoy how food brings people together.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, I'm preparing for the baby, and I have the back of the burner thought of trying to reach the point where I can securely have my own apartment. I'm trying to keep it near fort myers beach since we both work on the island. Spring break is hell, but I love the ocean.

Originally I had high hopes for becoming a massage therapist, but now I feel that many people are turning to that profession and it feels like a race to get in, get certified, undercut other people's prices just to build a decent amount of clients. . . >.>;

Instead I'm still dreaming of learning computer programming, graphic designs, and getting a scuba diving certificate which has nothing to do with computers, but it sounds fun. I want to learn how to get off the grid and become more self-sufficient (learn how to grow my own food, and can things.)

Learning About: Magic The Gathering, Motherhood, Rennie Faires, Computer Graphics, Astrology, Folklore, Mythology,

Playing On Steam or Xbox or other stuff: Dragon Age Origins, Fabel II, Mine Craft, Borderlands, Left 4 Dead 2, Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Aion, Guild Wars, The Orange Box, Diablo 2, Leauge of Legends

Preparing For: Zombie Apocalypse, or hordes of customers. Same thing, really.
I’m really good at
Photoshop, Cooking, Swimming, Googling, Using Toilet Paper, Asking odd questions, Making people smile, Editing videos, making AMVs, Making funny voice overs.
The first things people usually notice about me
They'll have a few moments to take in the sheer radiation of my complete awesomeness before their ocular organs burn out... No, I jest. They're going to notice that I am some sort of female humanoid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
People Who Write What I Read: Orson Scott Card,Laurell K. Hamilton,Kelly Armstrong,Kim Harrison,Patricia Briggs,Karen Chance,Mark Twain,Jack London,Susan Krinard,Clive Barker,Dean Koontz,David Clement-Davies,Robert Frost,J.R.R Tolkien,Alice Bochardt,J.K Rowling

TWILIGHT SUCKS. . . Vampires don't sparkle. They burn. BURN BABY BURN!

COMICS: JTHM, Lenore: The Cute Little Dead Girl, I Feel Sick, Squee, Anita Blake

On The TV I Watch:Grimm, Metalocalypse,Always Sunny,Game Of Thrones,Family Guy,The Colony,Xfiles, Sparticus: Sand and Blood, Squidbillies, Dexter,NCIS,Ghost Hunters,American Dad,Scrubs,House,Xena

Animie/Manga: Black Lagoon,Samurai Champloo,Afro Samurai,Outlaw Star,Elfen Lied,Ergo Proxy,Wolf's Rain,InuYasha,Sailormoon,Red River,Witch Hunter Robin,Guru Guru Pon-chan,GTO,Basilisk,Ninja Scroll,X 1999

*NOTE* If you know what fanfiction is, I use to write them.

Some Movies I Like Are: Inception,Avatar,Zombie Land,All Werewolf Movies,Deep Blue Sea,American Pyscho,Cabin Fever,Kickass,Julie & Julia,Anaconda,The Dark Knight,Harry Potter,Fight Club,Schindler’s List,Memento,The Butterfly Effect,Donnie Darko,American History X,The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button,The Shinning,The Prestige,SLC Punk,Scream,Silent Hill,Pitch Black // The Chronicles of Riddick,I Know What You Did Last summer,Mononoke-hime,The Castle In The Sky,Spirited Away,Grave of fireflies,The Mummy // The Mummy Returns

Vague Music I listen too: Avenged Sevenfold, The Dirty Heads, Mad Hatter,MSI,RHCP,Abney Park,Otep, Pink Floyd, Blue October, Manson, Jack Johnson,Tech N9ne,Ace of Base,Bass Hunter,Sublime,Bullets And Octane,Reel Big Fish,Tyr,Potishead, Mushroomhead,Decav 5,Kid Cudi,Frou Frou,Kottonmouth Kings,The Offspring,Cex,Korn,Puscifer,The Prodigy,Static X,Cage The Elephant,Everything but the Girl,Real McCoy,La Bouche,Neurotic Fish,Android Lust,Metallica, Tool, Disturbed, The Rasmus, The Runaways, Eminem, Rage Against the Machine, Rob Zombie, System of a Down, Three Days Grace,

Things I happily Digest: Chillie Cheese Dogs, Doritos,Moe's Pork Bowl,Shepard's Pie,Mango Salsa,Egg Plant,Chicken Alfredo,Rice,Lo Mein,Bourbon/Orange/General Tao's Chicken,Eggplant,Rum Cake,Buffalo Chicken,Curly/Waffle ,Strawberries,Plums,Caesar Salad,Tomatoes,

**UPDATE** Also if you're a vegitarian, or a vegan, I respect that. =D
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting Ready For The Baby.
Strengthening My Relationship With My Partner.
Where my path is going to lead me.
On a typical Friday night I am
At the Beach
Hanging With the SCA
Playing D&D
At the movies, the hookah lounge, the beach, a club, or a bar.
On xbox live
on one of the games I listed.
not sleeping
Dicking around on the computer.
Going with the flow.
Tormenting the cat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm only human, sorry for the disappointment.

Also, Xena the Warrior Princess is my hero. =p
You should message me if
You can handle conversation that doesn't follow mainstream bullshit.

You enjoy humor in all it's way-out-of-line forms.

You can still pretend.