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My self-summary
Hello, Jess here. I'm a woman of too many words, keeper of 1,004 puns and an all around obnoxious human being. I know a tiny bit about a lot of things, which makes me look smarter than I am.

Nerd, feminist, wrestling enthusiast. But most of all a big, fat party animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying a whole lot, waiting tables and hoping I'll graduate before I get my first grey hairs. That's the dream.
I’m really good at
Making shit up, procrastinating, making people laugh (or at least I think so), playing The Sims and not killing them, stalking celebrities (online, I don't have a map with little stickers all over it).
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Then generally my lack of tact. Depends on the shirt I'm wearing on the day about other parts of my body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading is my favourite pastime. I've gone through Russian phases, Beats phases, everything really! Fantasy is always the place I come back to. Or anything absurdly gritty and dark.

I can't believe I haven't mentioned Harry Potter on here. Talk to me about Harry Potter, validate a decade of my life.

Something that seriously summarises my personality is my taste in films. My two favourite movies are Fight Club and The Lion King. Other favourites include Mulan, Requiem For a Dream, Hairspray and Sweeney Todd.

My two favourite TV shows of all time are Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Gilmore Girls. This says more about me than it should.

Music-wise my favourite bands are 30 Seconds to Mars, Framing Hanley, Fun. and I like a few soloists like Ed Sheeran and Adele. Also a lot of other things.

If I could live on a diet of Subway cookies, lasanga and mangoes, I would.
The six things I could never do without
-A warm bed
-Access to either a book, TV or the internet
-My hands
-Occasional company
-Terrible pop music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-TV shows
-Work and school and boring adult things
-Jared Leto
-For people concerned with stealing rare Pokemon, Team Rocket sure had a lot of Zubats. Though it has been pointed out to me that they could use their supersonic to confuse rare Pokemon, and they were plentiful enough to give to the Grunts. Fair enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying somewhere, or probably asleep. I might be writing or working too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of fish.
You should message me if
You'll buy me a pony.

You're a good looking Italian boy.

For the ladies: I've only very recently discovered my bisexuality. Please don't let that deter you :)