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My self-summary
Hello, Jess here. I'm a woman of too many words, keeper of 1,004 puns and an all around obnoxious human being. I know a tiny bit about a lot of things, which makes me look smarter than I am.

Nerd, feminist, wrestling enthusiast. But most of all a big, fat party animal.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying a whole lot, waiting tables and hoping I'll graduate before I get my first grey hairs. That's the dream.
I’m really good at
Making shit up, procrastinating, making people laugh (or at least I think so), playing The Sims and not killing them, remembering dialogue from my favourite TV shows but not words from songs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. The fact that I'll talk a lot if there's awkward silences. My goofy laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I re-read Tamora Pierce's books almost annually, and of course I'm a Harry Potter tragic. At the moment I'm really enjoying reading a lot of 20th century classics, especially anything with queer undertones.

I love Star Wars, probably too much. Most of my TV shows are lighthearted or feature time travel and/or fantasy. How great is Brooklyn 99? And I can't recommend Crazy Ex Girlfriend enough.

Ride or die Gilmore Girls fan, I even have a tattoo.

Talk to me about pro wrestling forever. Women's wrestling for life.

Musical taste is strange. Mostly rap and disco lately.

I love mangoes, chocolate and anything I've cooked halfway decently because it means I've tried instead of giving in and ordering Thai.
Six things I could never do without
-clothes on the top half of my body at the very least
-human interaction
-telling people my opinions on things
-something to read
-a pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-TV shows
-Work and school and boring adult things
-Sport (tennis, league, anything but cricket)
-For people concerned with stealing rare Pokemon, Team Rocket sure had a lot of Zubats. Though it has been pointed out to me that they could use their supersonic to confuse rare Pokemon, and they were plentiful enough to give to the Grunts. Fair enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying somewhere, or probably asleep. I might be writing or working too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm terrified of fish.
You should message me if
You read this and think 'eh sure why not? I could probably do worse'
The two of us