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My self-summary
I'm have simple needs, but complex thoughts and desires. I'm an easy to get along with person, but I'm full of contrasting thoughts and actions, such as being the person with a happy-go-lucky, carefree type of personality, but having no issue saying dark, cynical things that most people are uncomfortable talking about. Most people seem to view me as the witty guy with clever jokes in their circle of friends. I like authenticity, and there's a pretty good chance that no matter how hot you look in your pro shot modeling or bridesmaid photo, that the photo that made me say hello was you just being yourself.

I'm that guy that is completely comfortable on a business trip going around and meeting people and doing things without pause or judgement, just to have an experience at least once. Doing so has granted me friends of all types across the world. I like variety in my friends and things to do. If you aren't open-minded about travel, people, and life experiences, to be honest, there is a extremely slim chance we'll survive in a relationship very long.

I enjoy time around water, such as kayaking, boating and swimming. I'm quite interested in learning SCUBA and yes, I can't wait for the chance to do a dive in a shark cage.

I like to spend spare time with my friends socializing over a few drinks at a pub, or doing something like a group cookout at someone's house, be it tailgating, a fish fry, seafood boil, or a BBQ. I enjoy a good night of tabletop games, such as Cards Against Humanity, Fluxx, Spades, Monopoly, Risk (just to name a few).

I'm not a sports all-the-time person, but if my teams are in the playoffs, you'll find me fully enthralled in the television, specifically hockey and football, and to a lesser degree soccer and world rally.

At this point I'm looking to spend time with someone for an occasional night out, but I am open to progressing in to something more if there is chemistry.

I have a general attitude that going out for the first time doesn't have to be some elaborate dating song and dance loaded with expectations, and that it should be looked at more as just a night out to get to know someone else, because frankly, I think you get to know someone a lot better when you can act natural.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the best of each day.
I’m really good at
* Taking things that people have overcomplicated and boiling it down to something that's easy to solve.

* Keeping a calm and collected head when everyone else is in complete, crap themselves, chaos mode.

* Double entendre.
The first things people usually notice about me
It depends on the person. Friends tend to tell me its that I seem to be able to talk about anything, girls tend to tell me they love my mischievous smirk.

Honestly I'm not too worried about it all. There is a good chance your family and your pets won't mind having me around, so I'm guessing I make a decent first impression.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In all of these areas I'm so eclectic that I'd end up making an entire profile just on these subjects. I really enjoy music of most every type, and if I could, I would hire a personal DJ just to follow me around to give me a soundtrack for life.
Six things I could never do without
1. Flip Flops - Any chance I can get, this is what's on my feet.

2. Internet - I love the instant gratification of being able to look up anything I want at any time.

3. Good company - Watching paint dry can be fun as long as it's with the right people.

4. Supportive family and friends - These are the people that keep me using my brain for good instead of evil.

5. Nature - When my head is on tilt, somehow the ocean or the mountains and the animals around me seems to help me get my head back in the game.

6. Serendipity - I love it when a non-plan comes together.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pick something and I think about it a lot. I think about a lot of things, usually as extensions of what I'm reading at the moment.

What the world would be like if there were more sapiosexual women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows these days... it varies so much. One of these scenarios, in no particular order:

Stay home and veg out
Road trip
Have mild night with friends with families
Have wild night with friends that don't
Attend an artsy event
Attend a community event
Work on projects
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Generally, I'm a fairly private person and I don't offer up much unless I'm asked. Once asked, I'm a fairly open book, so if there's something you want to know, go ahead and ask.
You should message me if
It seems like, for whatever random reason, I get a lot of attention from women with a Graduate degree, so I'll just throw it out there that if you have one of those, maybe I'm your guy.

If you've gotten this far down the profile and have a slightly warm and fuzzy feeling about getting to know more about who I am, then hit me up with a note. I don't need anything elaborate, just say hello and we'll go from there.

You get bonus points if:
- You think having your hair pulled and being tied up are great foreplay
- You prefer me with the beard
- You enjoy being told that you're a good girl.

If you read this far, I've got a bonus secret for you... I'm actually 5'8", not 5'6", so there's an extra two inches for you that you didn't even know about.
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