I talk a lot when given the chance and say stupid things, but sometimes I don't.
I guess I should probably be using Tinder nowdays but I just do not have the patience to start fresh with yet another damn social network.
I love to lift weights and hate doing cardio, but I still do it because if I do it I can eat more food and not get fat(ter), and isn't that like half the reason to work out?
I like to cook and love all food, though I tend toward valuing quantity over quality and definitely do not picture myself at a fiddly molecular gastronomy place.
I read a lot and know a lot of fun (albeit useless) stuff.
Movies: #1a is The Manchurian Candidate (the original) because it freaking owns and #1b is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind because sometimes I'm a big man baby. Also I enjoy the non-director's cut version of Donnie Darko, pretty much any documentary, Hedwig and the Angry Inch and very few other musicals, any Monty Python, those sorts of things.
TV I don't watch too much, just never got in the habit beyond sports. I love Parks and Rec, Archer, Venture Brothers, Rick and Morty, and digging into old Simpsons episodes and - of course - marathoning How It's Made
Music: Everything but pop country, though I love folk and bluegrass and especially singer/songwriter stuff. Excepting all the embarrassingly poppy remixes on my workout playlists, I like a song to tell a story but I'm not terribly picky. Big fan of all of Conor Oberst's stuff.
Food: I will literally eat and love anything put in front of me except big mushrooms. Smaller mushrooms I've learned to tolerate, and I don't even dislike the flavor, it's the texture that kills me. I'm working my way up to big shrooms. I love spicy, with no upper limit to what I can handle/enjoy.
I'm like that Simpsons episode where everybody got hugely fat because Homer became a food critic and gave everything glowing reviews because he loved it all.
Gym pass. I'd be crazy if I couldn't lift
Any sort of caffeinated drink
Just going to go ahead and list tiramisu again because it's just great.
This list is subject to change upon the event of future vexation.
Bonus points go to any song that sounds peppy but is actually about soul-crushingly depressing things.
I'm a pretty amicable dude and would love to hear/hear back from you