31San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Born and raised San Franciscan, looking for the ultimate holiday party/wedding crash partner. Must be willing and able to engage in the ultimate game of B.S. as we charm our way into the hearts of unsuspecting corporations and families, rewarding ourselves with on-the-house booze.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend my days searching for the perfect breakfast spot and splurging in tasty beer. Currently, I'm working in healthcare.
I’m really good at
Calling out BS.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge fan of hospital cafeteria food, it's inconceivably delicious...not really, but really.
Six things I could never do without
1. iPhone
2. An amazing bottle of Single Malt Scotch
3. Friends
4. A second bottle of scotch to share with friends.
5. A broken in pair of boat shoes
6. Sunday afternoons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Planning my next weekend getaway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Venturing San Francisco's bars and night scene.
You should message me if
You tend to do stuff spur of the moment.


If you have a random fact you'd like to share.
The two of us