35Conroe, United States
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My self-summary
I was born on a Thursday. That about sums it up.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to answer deep existential questions
I’m really good at
Making myself laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
Think about the feeling you would get if your car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere in the dead of night. As you look down the road, right outside the range of your headlights, you can just barely make out the silhouette of a dark and menacing looking drifter with his hoodie pulled up...holding a knife. I'd like to think that the first thing people notice about me is I give off that kind of vibe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
This question makes me want to jump head first into a ceiling fan on Hi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The universe
Why i can't seem to find what I'm looking for
On a typical Friday night I am
Definitely not hiding in your closet. No ma'am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been watching you. I know what you did.
Underneath all of this sarcasm and apathy is actually a closet romantic
Also, i may be slightly, kinda, maybe just a little bit incapable of having a serious conversation.
You should message me if
...you are definitely where I parked my car.
The two of us