30 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Bored, well not that bored, but I know that there's some more fun just around the bend. I spend most of my days freelance writing. I do some "gun for hire" photography, but the pay is pretty shit. Got the mind of a little kid, but the crankiness of a grandma. Wanna have a J rollin' duel?

Tumblr fun: http://pantiesandweed.tumblr.com


What I’m doing with my life
Keeping busy with work. Trying to beat the monotony of the bar dating scene. Working my ass off. Trying to have as much fun as possible in my free time.
I’m really good at
Giving lapdances...haha... just kidding, well, I did it professionally for 2 nights and made more money than I had ever before, so I guess I'm not too bad. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, but its short now.

Apparently I also have a good butt. :) Go figure.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lolita, Paradise Lost, Lie with Me, Spicy Food
The six things I could never do without
1. Reading
2. Good kink
3. Tea
4. Panties and Weed
5. Swimming while wearing a lady's one piece
6. Intellectual Masturbation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to have fun while sitting on my ass?

Why we think the way we think?

On a typical Friday night I am
At a party, dancing in my undies.
Or at home...dancing in my undies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In high school, I once got caught with a boner and for almost 2 months I was known as boner boy.

I've also never had a lap dance :(
You should message me if
Hit me up if you wanna sit back, chill and smoke, you wanna drink liquor on a roof, or if you'd like me to model your clothes for you. :)

Or I guess we could just have a starring contest.

Or you want me to give you a lap dance...

Or you want to give me a lap dance.

We can also just hang around naked listen to some good ol' tunes.