jwoody78
38 Tampa, United States
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My self-summary
Things to know about me. First, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up... And shes a drinker. Sex isnt guaranteed after that. If im interested i'll place my underpants on the table, fold them in 3 and place them in yout handbag. Return them clean and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who arent shallow. A plus if you wear my moms perfume and fill the void she left. Im 5'10, those are 2 measurements
What I’m doing with my life
Working hard everyday to make that $ so I can retire early, bringing laughter to those around, and looking for companionship. I'm at the point in my life where my career is established and thriving so looking for somebody to share it with
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my build
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Rounders, Braveheart, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, 40 year old virgin, Almost famous, Wedding crashers, The Town, Dumb & Dumber, Tommy Boy

Music: All kinds. Whats in my cd changer in my car now? Ryan Adams, Aaron Lewis, Pearl Jam, Chevelle, Outkast

Food: I love it

Books: Currently reading " The bad guys won" Story about the 1986 New York Mets
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Exercise
NY Giants
NY Mets
coffee
music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Move out of the left lane people!
On a typical Friday night I am
Flexible, but usually staying in and relaxing so I can get up early and go for a run
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im an open book. Just ask
You should message me if
You are:
Sexy, curvy, whitty, sarcastic,fun
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