47Smithfield, United States
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My self-summary
A bit about me told in a slightly different way:

Special Report: Jwpats has been added to the Most Wanted List. This report contains information that you must know about him.

He seems like a normal person and blends into society well. Friends were shocked when they learned he was on the Most Wanted List. One friend said, “He seemed like a really great guy. He’s very nice, intelligent and fun to be around. He was the type of guy that would give you the shirt off his back.” Another friend said, “I can’t believe these charges against him! This is the same guy that was a great teacher who got me through a semester of calculus. He had unbelievable patience putting up with me all those times I didn't understand it.”

He poses as a professional during the day doing sales forecasting. This job that he has is just a front for his other activities. His ambitions go so far that he even worked on getting an MBA at night while working days just to build his cover.

This criminal mastermind has been on the run from the law for a long time. Several photos of him running from the authorities have been included in this report. He has been known to tell acquaintances that these photos are really from road races ranging from 5K's to marathons. He will give you a song and a dance about how these races raise money for various charities. Do not believe his lies!

He has been spotted at various sporting events in the Providence and Boston areas. He has also been spotted with members of his organization at various hot spots. He will tell you these people are really his friends, but we know the truth.

He has been known to drop out of sight for long periods of time. Rumor has it that he finds an unsuspecting woman to hang out with who keeps him hidden. Do not fall prey to his good looks and charm!

He claims to be what he appears to be and says that these charges against him are false. If you spot this man, set a trap for him. Flush him out of hiding by arranging to meet so we can apprehend him.

Note: All references to criminal activities or organizations are made for entertainment purposes only.
What I’m doing with my life
Continuing to improve myself. Spending time with friends and family. Training for upcoming races and a fall marathon marathons
I’m really good at
One Liners, Math, Card and Board games, Running, Cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look at least 10 years younger than I actually am. It's much easier to tell people that I'm 32 than hear "Oh my God" and "No Way!" when I tell people my actual age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Foundation trilogy, Wheel of Time series, The Door into Summer

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, V for Vendetta, Star Wars, Caddyshack, Animal House, Stripes, Rounders, Avatar, Grease, Twelve Angry Men, Mary Poppins

TV Show: Game of Thrones, sports. I'm not a coach potato.

Music: Classic Rock - Beatles, the Doors, the Who, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, the Guess Who, AC/DC, the Eagles, Meatloaf, .38 Special, Journey, Pat Benetar, Queen, Styx
Six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Fun, Challenges, Exercise, Sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, my next race, sport, the joys of a special relationship
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm OCD about seeing a messed up Rubix's cube and I HAVE to solve it. Takes me about 5 minutes.
You should message me if
You can keep up with me physically and mentally. You can appreciate me for more than my looks. You aren't looking for a hookup, you want something more. You want to be in a relationship where you are challenged to learn, to grow, to be a better person and where you are cherished and appreciated for your beauty - both inside and outside. Anything can happen if you let it.
The two of us