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My self-summary
DISCLAIMER: If you're reading my profile after August 12th 2017 and still back Trump after he failed to condemn white nationalists for their acts of terror in Charlottesville, VA, do not continue reading my profile. Move along. We won't get along.

I'm Jeff. First and foremost, never take me seriously. That being said, dating sucks. Let's be honest, I'm sure a lot of people just won't admit it. Yeah, dinner occasionally can be fun, but I'd much rather hang out at home and watch countless episodes of the Daily Show or It's Always Sunny. That being said, I use this a purely a social/meeting site first, dating site second. If you want to jump into dating immediately, I'm not the one for you. I'm all about being friends and seeing where that goes. Ask me anything, I'll answer honestly.

Also, it is very important that people messaging me understand that I do not drink alcohol at all. If I get comfortable enough with someone on here that we end up dating, I do not mind if you drink, but I will not drink at all. If you have any questions, please ask away. I have been very public with this so no question is off limits.

Update: As of November 1st 2016, I have been sober for a year and it feels great.
What I’m doing with my life
When I figure that out I'll let you know. I want to get into media production or youth development. I currently work with an after-school program for middle school students.
I’m really good at
-Listening to people
-Making people laugh
-Impersonating people (It's so much fun. I enjoy impersonating George W. Bush and Heath Ledger's Joker)
-Remembering totally useless facts that all of a sudden come to use when you least expect them to
The first things people usually notice about me
-I have very strong opinions
-I don't look my age (if I'm clean shaven, but do if I'm not)
-I'm quiet at first but open up very quickly
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies
-Green Mile
-Black Hawk Down
-Moonlight (Possibly one of the greatest films ever made)
-The Departed (Come on, when you have Leo, Wahlberg, Damon and Jack Nicholson, do you really think a movie is gonna flop?)
-The Hurt Locker
Six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Comedy
4) The Cubs
5) Sports in general
6) Why 6?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sports, politics and useless information that every once in a while becomes useful depending on the situation. Also, why this site doesn't have a question about where someone stands on the political spectrum.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends. Usually like to take it easy and catch up on everything I missed during the week on TV.
You should message me if
-You like what you see.
-You don't base everything on looks, but rather on personality
-Aren't a drug addict or an alcoholic.
-You aren't crazy.
-You think we have a lot of common interests (this is an absolute MUST, please do no message me if the answer is otherwise)
-If you are Jewish, odds are I will most likely respond. However if you aren't Jewish, chances are slim to almost none. Unless I message you first. Just saying
-If you do not believe in equal rights for gay people, please DO NOT contact me. I myself am not gay but I have friends and family that are. If you cannot except the lifestyle of some of the people that are near and dear to me, then we cannot even be friends. Enough said.
-You think people can be beautiful regardless of body type

-You DO NOT believe that this site can match people based on the questions that it provides. How many people answer every question truthfully. If you believe the match % from OK Cupid is the ONLY factor on whether or not you should contact that person, don't even bother talking to me.
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