Also, it is very important that people messaging me understand that I do not drink alcohol at all. If I get comfortable enough with someone on here that we end up dating, I do not mind if you drink, but I will not drink at all. If you have any questions, please ask away. I have been very public with this so no question is off limits.
Update: As of November 1st 2016, I have been sober for a year and it feels great.
-Making people laugh
-Impersonating people (It's so much fun. I enjoy impersonating George W. Bush and Heath Ledger's Joker)
-Remembering totally useless facts that all of a sudden come to use when you least expect them to
-I don't look my age (if I'm clean shaven, but do if I'm not)
-I'm quiet at first but open up very quickly
-Black Hawk Down
-Moonlight (Possibly one of the greatest films ever made)
-The Departed (Come on, when you have Leo, Wahlberg, Damon and Jack Nicholson, do you really think a movie is gonna flop?)
-The Hurt Locker
4) The Cubs
5) Sports in general
6) Why 6?
-You don't base everything on looks, but rather on personality
-Aren't a drug addict or an alcoholic.
-You aren't crazy.
-You think we have a lot of common interests (this is an absolute MUST, please do no message me if the answer is otherwise)
-If you are Jewish, odds are I will most likely respond. However if you aren't Jewish, chances are slim to almost none. Unless I message you first. Just saying
-If you do not believe in equal rights for gay people, please DO NOT contact me. I myself am not gay but I have friends and family that are. If you cannot except the lifestyle of some of the people that are near and dear to me, then we cannot even be friends. Enough said.
-You DO NOT believe that this site can match people based on the questions that it provides. How many people answer every question truthfully. If you believe the match % from OK Cupid is the ONLY factor on whether or not you should contact that person, don't even bother talking to me.