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My self-summary
I'm Jeff and I'm 28 from Maryland... I love sports and having a good time. First and foremost, never take me seriously. Secondly, I use this a purely a social/meeting site first, dating site second. While I am interested in dating, friendship is an important part of the process. If you want to jump into dating immediately, I'm not the one for you. Ask me anything, I'll answer honestly.

Also, it is very important that people messaging me understand that I do not drink alcohol at all. If I get comfortable enough with someone on here that we end up dating, I do not mind if you drink, but I will not drink at all. If you have any questions, please ask away. I have been very public with this so no question is off limits.

Update: As of November 1st 2016, I have been sober for a year and it feels great.
What I’m doing with my life
When I figure that out I'll let you know. I want to get into media production so anything television or radio related would be awesome I guess.
I’m really good at
-Listening to people
-Making people laugh
-Impersonating people (It's so much fun, and sometimes I make myself laugh when the impression is spot on)
-Knowing useless sports facts (I'm a sports nerd I guess)
-Trying to find the good in every situation (It is important, isn't it?)
-Debating and proving people wrong, but being willing to admit defeat when I know I'm wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
-I'm quiet at first, but open up very quickly
-I shout unnecessarily at times
-I can be very funny at times
-I'm very opinionated
-I don't look my age at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies
-Green Mile
-Black Hawk Down
-Dark Knight
-Halloween Movies (Pretty much all of them, but if I had to pick a favorite, it would be Halloween 4)
-The Hangover (Absolutely hilarious)
-American Pie movies (1, 2, American Wedding, Band Camp, Naked Mile, and Beta House)
-The Ringer

I can name a lot more but I'd go on for way to long
Six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) Food and water
4) Computer
5) Phone
6) Sports

Honorable Mention
Cubs Baseball (family connections)
Red Sox Baseball (family connections)
Nationals Baseball
Redskins Football
Caps Hockey
Wizards Basketball

Yeah I said sports didn't I....lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Again, useless sports facts (sports nerd haha). World issues and why some people think that they can dictate other peoples lives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends where I am and who I'm with. Ask and find out.

Definitely not drinking that's for sure.
You should message me if
-You like what you see.
-Are looking for a long term relationship.
-You do not believe in one night stands
-You don't base everything on looks, but rather on personality
-Aren't a drug addict or an alcoholic.
-You aren't crazy.
-You think we have a lot of common interests (this is an absolute MUST, please do no message me if the answer is otherwise)
-If you are Jewish, odds are I will most likely respond. However if you aren't Jewish, chances are slim to almost none. Unless I message you first. Just saying
-If you do not believe in equal rights for gay people, please DO NOT contact me. I myself am not gay but I have friends and family that are. If you cannot except the lifestyle of some of the people that are near and dear to me, then we cannot even be friends. Enough said.

-You DO NOT believe that this site can match people based on the questions that it provides. How many people answer every question truthfully. If you believe the match % from OK Cupid is the ONLY factor on whether or not you should contact that person, don't even bother talking to me.
The two of us