29Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm not a very serious person. I use big words and I can discuss politics and current events but I love cartoons and eat ice cream for dinner more often than I should. I read my horoscope and tarot cards but I'm deeply cynical.

I'm not very social, I hate parties and crowds. But I love walking around on a cold autumn day, and I love finding new places to sit and order everything on the menu and have a glass of wine and talk for hours.

I love jokes and puns and run-on-sentences. I'm rarely wrong and I never apologize.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping mostly
I’m really good at
Sassy comebacks
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear cool glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like old movies, contemporary literature, and adult cartoons (BoJack Horseman and Rick & Morty, not like tentacle porn).

With the exception of things that were formerly alive, I'll eat anything. There aren't things that I dislike for no reason like cilantro or tomatoes. I think "those" people are silly.
Six things I could never do without
Flat shoes. Burt's Bees lip balm. Conversations with amusing people. A prodigious vocabulary. Personal space. Carbs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kittens, and the complex socioeconomic and so-called moral issues that restrain the masses. Mostly kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I created being into "guys who play D&D" on Fetlife.
You should message me if
You aren't boring, elitist, or unattracted to BBWs.
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