Lol, jk, I'm just your friendly neighborhood Marxist.
I'm pretty low-key. I like reading, listening to music, and playing games. Ever played Magic: The Gathering? It's pretty cool. I like making things, growing plants, and caring for my pets. I like aquaria and other vivaria 'cause I think simulating an ecosystem on such a small scale is pretty neat. I like to cook, and I'm pretty decent at it.
I'm one of those INTJ types, which is apparently something that people like to brag about. Seems to me that it just means I'm a dick, if it means anything at all.
DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEND ME AN UNSOLICITED DICK PIC I WILL SHOW IT TO OTHER GIRLS AND WE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR WEIRD LOOKING AND PROBABLY SMALL DICK. YOU ASSUME ALL LIABILITY FOR ANY DICK PICS YOU SEND. Deal with it.
Don't message me if you're a weirdshit who does weird shit during the day.
I want to move somewhere cold and dark.
I am not sure that romantic love is a real thing.
-Actually have something interesting to say (if you send me a message that just says "beautiful", I will ignore you)
-Aren't a religious zealot and/or fundamentalist of any sort
-Have never used the term "feminazi" in a non-ironic sense
-Don't plan to ask me for n00dz
-Aren't going to call me pet names like "babe" or "hon"
-Don't find that shitty Meowth quote from Pokemon inspiring
-Have a sense of humor
-Neither currently own nor plan to purchase a fedora
-Do not think bacon is inherently funny
-Don't use the term "butthurt"
-Do not consider the Harry Potter series a great work of literature
-Don't feel compelled to talk about Doctor Who all the fucking time