If you're reading this then there must be something wrong with you. Who searches okcupid for 110y/o Asian men? I'm poor too, what's wrong with you?
On the weekdays I enjoy waking up in the morning and watching The Price Is Right while sipping a lukewarm glass Metamucil. Sometimes I go to the park and pretend I'm waiting for a friend.
Saturdays the nurse comes over and gives me a sponge bath. When I was a younger man in my 80s I thought I'd have a hot young thing running that sponge up and down my shriveled body. Whoever heard of a boy nurse anyway? Damn fruitcakes.
On Sundays I like to visit my friends. It always takes a few hours because I have to catch the bus to the flower shop on one end of town, and then I have to catch another bus back to the cemetery on the other end of town. Incontinence makes this trip something of an adventure.
I am subtle, caustic, and insomniatic.
So let us be clear, it is your ego that I'm after. The rest of you is just collateral damage.
I am told that one day I'll appreciate this. That day has come. I'm
glad I still look sexy.
Movies: Charlotte Sometimes, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Casablanca, Serenity, Gattaca, Mystery Men, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Kill Bill 1&2, Army of Darkness, The Red Violin, Crash, Gattaca (TV) Farscape, Venture Brothers, Firefly, Daria, Battlestar Galactica
Music: Cat Power, Skunk Anansie, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Rilo Kiley, Low, The Cardigans, The Dears, The Doves, Elliott Smith, Frank Sinatra, Guano Apes, Hole, Johnny Cash, Julie Doiron, Metric, Nico, Portishead, The Sounds, The Knife, Tegan and Sara, Bic Runga, Vienna Teng, Suzanne Vega, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Food: I likes my sushi. I also like steak, korean bbq, and curry. Spaghetti too. I also often snack on Oreos. I used to be friends with Five Guys, but no more.
Misc: I enjoy watching Gaki no Tsukai; particularly the specials.
Their pain brings me pleasure.
Nikon by the sea
Jackets in the summer
Songs for a reprieve
Autumn in October
Love that makes me bleed
Also, my limbs are always falling asleep. I wonder if there is something wrong with my heart.
My favorite song is King Rides By, by Cat Power. I spend a lot of time thinking about its lyrics and their place in my life. Sample for you!
If time had a place
And space for your past
Like a little novel
You wanted to read again and again
Would I be in your novel?
Would I begin and end in it?
Also, if perhaps you have a good story idea? I like writing, but I have a hard time coming up with things to write about u_u