27Millington, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm Kali.
Let's just start off by saying if you don't like chunky girls, you might as well move along. I'm working hard to be where I want to be - physically and financially. I'm nowhere close to my goal, but I'm a work in progress.

I'm 24, and I live in a small town full of antique shops and... elderly people for the most part. I am currently a medical assistant working full time five days a week and actively looking for another part time job... or two.

I have very little coordination; my clumsiness often ends up in scrapes and aches. I am stronger than most girls, and no one will push me around. I like to have fun and surround myself with people free of drama and full of character. I don't need you to try to impress me. Your personality is what counts overall, so be real.
That doesn't in any way mean that looks aren't important. That'd be a lie. Looks are somewhat important. You have to have that physical attraction to draw you in, but the personality is what keeps you there.
I really appreciate intelligence and love when people have a wide-ranged vocabulary. I r e a l l y love someone who can make me laugh and keep things interesting. I'm pretty outgoing and I don't have a "type" of person that I usually go for. I think that everyone has something different to offer. I'm very open-minded, and I want someone who is the same way.
I am pretty terrible with directions and I'm not the best cook, but I have been practicing. :)
I've never been to an amusement park or gone camping. Not because I haven't wanted to, I just.. haven't.
Also, I like people who can take jokes. If you can't handle me giving you shit, bye.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working and hating being a grown up.
I’m really good at
Getting along with a wide range of people, procrastinating, getting lost, being creative, not taking things seriously, wasting time, laughing, kissing, sketching, and sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm going to go with boobs. Then probably the fact that I'm always in scrubs. They're comfy work clothes, but damn I miss my jeans and hoodies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have a favorite anything. I love action, horror, comedy.. sweet, salty, spicy.. suspence, murder mystery, romance, non-fiction.. everything. There's too much to pick just one, and too many that I still have to come across.
Six things I could never do without
Let me just say that for those of you who put things like "Oxygen, water, sleep, food, etc." Shut the fuck up, you're no fun.

1. Chapstick.
2. My cat.
3. Mascara.
4. Friends / fam.
5. Bra.
6. Movie quote conversations.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just the usual.. Money, friends, work, school. I'm always working so I can have cash to play with, but unfortunately it goes straight into fixing my horrid car that can't keep itself together for five minutes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to have somewhat of a social life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a weird obsession with wanting strange pets. For example, I'm dying to have a hedgehog. I've limited myself to one cat who is strange enough as it is; her name is Banana. Don't ask me why, because I don't know. She's an asshole, but if you don't like her, I don't like you.
You should message me if
A: You're smart.
B: You're funny.
C: You at least have a sense of humor.
D: You can carry a conversation.
E: You aren't awkward.. In a creepy way.
F: You can spell.
G: You aren't a complete dick.
H: You think I'm cute and/or interesting.
I: You like/or aren't against being with someone "thicker".. Whatever lol.
J: You aren't anything like what I want and maybe you just think messaging me with something witty may catch my attention.
The two of us