40 Erie, United States
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My self-summary
I'm crude and rude gutter slime of the vilest degree, and wouldn't have it any other way. Introspection, challenging myself, learning about different views or facts, and attacking life with uncanny zeal are hallmarks of my existence. My ability to cease caring about arbitrary matters is legendary. In spite of my inflated sense of self-importance, I take well to criticism from others and heed any I find valid. I trust only an elite few, and call even fewer my friends. Empathy is greater than pity, as I have been through the tortures of Hell and overcome them. I can behave myself when required, but prefer being my chaotic, inappropriate self most of the time.

Looking mostly for friends at this point, as I'd like to get my life back in order before I seek anything serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Self-imposed video game challenge runs, spewing forth filth online to encourage thinking for one's self, headbanging to Underground Death and Thrash as well as some of the classics, and occasionally getting involved with the whiny culture wars online.
I’m really good at
Being an a**hole, living life to the fullest when I can, offending and/or intimidating people, cussing every five seconds and still making a fairly intellectual point
The first things people usually notice about me
I lived one hell of a life thus far, and my used and abused body shows it. Well either that or triggering a fight or flight reflex as me just asking for the time has gotten me kicked in the groin a few times. Then again, I've been told about my eyes a few dozen times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Music:
"Weird Al" Yankovic, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Lords of Acid, Megadeth, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, Slayer, Kiss, Cradle of Filth, Gwar, Powerglove, Ministry, KMFDM, Mega Men, Björk, Metal, Heavy Metal, Thrash Metal, Classical, Video Game Music, Industrial, Techno, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Death Metal

Favorite Movies:
A Clockwork Orange, Conan the Barbarian, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Dune, Nightmare Before Christmas, Super Troopers, Psychomania, Kung-Fu Hustle, The Meaning of Life, Heavy Metal, Men Who Stare at Goats, UHF, Boondock Saints

Favorite Books:
1984, Grunts, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Rogue Warrior: Green Team, Shakespeare, The Damnation Game, The Hellbound Heart, War of the Spider Queen, Lone Wolf gamebooks, Dungeons & Dragons, Research

Favorite TV Shows:
ADULT SWIM, C.S.I., Get Smart, The Tick, Heroes, History Explorer, Beavis and Butthead, The Addams Family (original B&W), House MD, Inuyasha, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Married With Children, Charmed, South Park, Liquid TV, Samurai Jack, Three Stooges, NCIS, Sid and Marty Krofft, Crime, Documentaries, Classic Cartoons, Anime, News

Favorite Food:
Liver and Onions, Lobster and Shrimp with Butter, Steak Salad with Caesar or Ranch Dressing, Cheesecake, General Tso's Chicken, Sushi Rolls, Burritos, Trying New Dishes

Favorite Video Games:
Final Fantasy, Hitman, Grand Theft Auto, The Sims, Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct, Mercenaries, Fable, SimCity, Tomb Raider, Resident Evil, Goldeneye (N64), Ninja Gaiden (NES), Arcus Odyssey (Genesis), Adventure (Atari 2600), Streets of Rage (Genesis), Secret of Mana (SNES), Wing Commander (old PC), Goonies II (NES), 1943: The Battle of Midway (NES), I Wanna Be the Guy
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination, setting things ablaze, that I should drink more often, how the human species will bring about its own extinction, different video games, and which new metal bands I should check out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing a G+ Hangout with some associates, talking about the most profane, disturbing, psychotic stuff we can think of for the world to see.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been a bad boy. No, literally. I've performed a great many antisocial deeds in my life, most of which were fun at the moment. Also kudos if you know the difference between antisocial and non-social, seems fewer people get that these days.
You should message me if
You need someone to drink with to the point you wake up in the neighbor's yard getting poked with a stick by their kids, who will curse and spew vulgarities while discussing various plots and research, and will be an obnoxious rambling criminally insane fool just for kicks.