36Joplin, United States
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My self-summary
"I want a girl who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I didn't already know, and make me laugh." -- Henry Rollins

This thing says I'm "less kind" in the personality test thing... Which proves that it doesn't know what it's talking about. I'm one of the friendliest people you'll ever meet. haha
That being said:
I'm very rapidly becoming disillusioned with this site....there seem to be only three kinds of people on it: people who can't get a date in real life; people who can get dates in real life, but can't seem to get the right dates; and people who could probably get any date they want in real life, but the idea of the person they are looking for doesn't exist outside of Disney cartoons and romance novels, so looking on the internet isn't going to help. The internet is chock full of the first, has a handful of the second, and has more of the third than any rational person would believe actually exists in the world. However, I'm a busy guy, and I'm not in the "go out and get hammered every night" stage of my life anymore...and I still have a belief in that one in a billion, best friend kind of relationship and enough hope left of finding it that I'm willing to keep this option open.I used to have all kinds of things written about myself here, but almost nobody really read it...most people only look at the pictures. I just saw a woman on here who literally had the words "vain" and "selfish" on her list of interests, and I guarantee you that there are a thousand idiots a day sending her messages just because she's physically attractive.

"There's a ton of fine lookin' women in the world, man, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
-Silent Bob

Sooooooo.... if ya think my bald head and big ol' puppy dog eyes are cute, and you're a fan of wit and sarcasm...or if you have an awesome story to tell me about some maniac that you met on here that will make me laugh really hard, let's talk. ;) I'm probably the most down to earth guy you'll ever meet, and can hold a conversation about anything from String Theory to Kevin Smith movies.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
I’m really good at
playing guitar and singing sappy love songs

Having a sense of humor when I butcher the shit out of a song. haha https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152153831436402&l=4334500193079978317

Writing a melody... drawing... knowing when something kicks ass... cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my eyes and lips by girls... I'm sure tattoos are right up there, though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music Alkaline Trio, Coheed and Cambria, Billy Joel, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business, Weezer, The Get Up Kids, Propagandhi, Brand New, Saves the Day, The Early November, Queen, Counting Crows, Elton John, Motion City Soundtrack, NOFX, MxPx

The Dark Tower (pretty much anything by Stephen King, actually), The Source, Days of War - Nights of Love, The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Sacco and Vanzetti, Propaganda and Control of the Public Mind, God and the State, Anarcho-Syndicalism, A Catcher in the Rye, The Conquest of Bread, Dante's Inferno, The Art of Happiness, The Communist Manifesto, A People's History of the United States, Affluenza, Travels with Charley, Get in the Van, The Hot Zone, The Foundation

The Corporation, Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, Mallrats, Anarchism in America, Made, Clerks, Old School, Trainspotting, Kids, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, An Inconvenient Truth, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, A.I., Chasing Amy, The Rules of Attraction, AMERICAN The Bill Hicks Story, Garden State, Young Frankenstein, Eraserhead, Lonesome Dove, Repo Men

Television: Seinfeld, The Office, Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, Democracy Now, Free Speech TV, Documentary Channel, Bad Luck & misfortune will infest ur pathetic soul for the rest of eternity, "The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross, History channel
Six things I could never do without
1. oxygen
2. a central nervous system
3. food/water
4. the ozone layer
5. shelter
6. the sun

1. Music
2. Family
3. Humor
4. Friends
5. Gaining Knowledge
6. Film
7. Breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I'm writing at the moment... as lame as it sounds, the purpose of life... all around daydreaming
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday night? Probably working, so let's change this question to "night off." Seeing a concert, maybe or checking out a movie, because I'm a film nerd. I don't go "out" out a lot, but anywhere with karaoke is awesome...bust out some Neil Diamond, like a boss. Nowadays, I'm just as happy to hang out at home though. I stay pretty busy, so any chance I get to just kinda kick my feet up, I'll take.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm uncomfortable in large groups.
You should message me if
You read all this stuff and you're a cute girl. ;)
The two of us