This thing says I'm "less kind" in the personality test thing... Which proves that it doesn't know what it's talking about. I'm one of the friendliest people you'll ever meet. haha
That being said:
I'm very rapidly becoming disillusioned with this site....there seem to be only three kinds of people on it: people who can't get a date in real life; people who can get dates in real life, but can't seem to get the right dates; and people who could probably get any date they want in real life, but the idea of the person they are looking for doesn't exist outside of Disney cartoons and romance novels, so looking on the internet isn't going to help. The internet is chock full of the first, has a handful of the second, and has more of the third than any rational person would believe actually exists in the world. However, I'm a busy guy, and I'm not in the "go out and get hammered every night" stage of my life anymore...and I still have a belief in that one in a billion, best friend kind of relationship and enough hope left of finding it that I'm willing to keep this option open.I used to have all kinds of things written about myself here, but almost nobody really read it...most people only look at the pictures. I just saw a woman on here who literally had the words "vain" and "selfish" on her list of interests, and I guarantee you that there are a thousand idiots a day sending her messages just because she's physically attractive.
"There's a ton of fine lookin' women in the world, man, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya."
Sooooooo.... if ya think my bald head and big ol' puppy dog eyes are cute, and you're a fan of wit and sarcasm...or if you have an awesome story to tell me about some maniac that you met on here that will make me laugh really hard, let's talk. ;) I'm probably the most down to earth guy you'll ever meet, and can hold a conversation about anything from String Theory to Kevin Smith movies.
Having a sense of humor when I butcher the shit out of a song. haha https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152153831436402&l=4334500193079978317
Writing a melody... drawing... knowing when something kicks ass... cooking
The Dark Tower (pretty much anything by Stephen King, actually), The Source, Days of War - Nights of Love, The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Sacco and Vanzetti, Propaganda and Control of the Public Mind, God and the State, Anarcho-Syndicalism, A Catcher in the Rye, The Conquest of Bread, Dante's Inferno, The Art of Happiness, The Communist Manifesto, A People's History of the United States, Affluenza, Travels with Charley, Get in the Van, The Hot Zone, The Foundation
The Corporation, Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, Mallrats, Anarchism in America, Made, Clerks, Old School, Trainspotting, Kids, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, An Inconvenient Truth, The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, A.I., Chasing Amy, The Rules of Attraction, AMERICAN The Bill Hicks Story, Garden State, Young Frankenstein, Eraserhead, Lonesome Dove, Repo Men
Television: Seinfeld, The Office, Walking Dead, Twin Peaks, Democracy Now, Free Speech TV, Documentary Channel, Bad Luck & misfortune will infest ur pathetic soul for the rest of eternity, "The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross, History channel
2. a central nervous system
4. the ozone layer
6. the sun
5. Gaining Knowledge
7. Breaking the rules