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My self-summary
I'm Karin Michelle. Karin like, "I can't go to Taco Bell; I'm on an all-carb diet GOD KARIN YOU ARE SO STUPID." Not Corinne. Or Car-in. Or Carol. Karin. :).

I'm nineteen. I'm six feet tall, I'm not that cool and I trip a lot (because my feet are too small for my body). Oh, and I'm a lesbian.

I find describing myself so impossibly difficult. The things I'd tell a stranger seem to change every eight seconds.

I just moved here a week ago, so don't expect me to know where anything is. I'm really fucking weird. I can't for the life of me eat chocolate ice cream without getting it all over my face, I pop every joint in my body constantly, I laugh at my own jokes, at inappropriate times, and at things that aren't funny. Pretty girls make me nervous. I'm really good at making movie references that no one gets. I'm a really fucking sarcastic ass person, so I hope you can keep up with that.

I'm here in Fort Wainwright for the whoooole summer and there's nothing to fucking do here but be fucking HILARIOUS, barbecue, drink beer, and play Call of Duty. (Though don't get me wrong, I'm down for outdoor explorations and other adventurous shit.)
What I’m doing with my life
Moderately priced sandwiches are my calling, yo.
I'm a crazy liberal feminist working towards my teaching credential. I like smart people who like to talk about smart things and I will point out your segregated socially constructed gender roles that you blindly refuse to acknowledge. Because PATRIARCHY!

I have a lot of educational and professional goals that my mind is always playing with. I look for someone who also has plans, whatever they may be. Someone who is driven and chases what she wants is the best kind of someone.
I’m really good at
Making weird faces. Being awkward and eating. And smiling and listening. And cuddling and kissing and other inappropriate things. And being loyal and honest. That shit's important to me, ya diiiggggg? I'm also quite the smartass. I'm not an artist or an actress or a chef, but I'm a pro at having fun, embarrassing myself, and making lists. I'm a spelling and grammar fiend. Such irresistible qualities.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. Yer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I'd forgotten how much I like reading until recently when I find myself constantly frequenting Barnes and Noble (there's one right down the street! I love the city.) The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Girl Interrupted, Crank, Unbearable Lightness, Eat Pray Love, A Stolen Life, Purpose for the Pain.. those are enjoyable. I'd read 'em again. But reaaaallly really, I'm quite the Harry Potter nerd; I've read and reread every single Potter book countless times since I was eight. Don't even try to talk to me about how much you love Harry Potter if you haven't read the books. I will come at you, (bro). Strike up another topic of conversation por favor. I love comedies and shitty horror films. I like the Bad Girls Club- don't hate. You know you love hot, rich, wasted bitches beating the shit out of each other. New Girl and Are You There, Chelsea? are hilarious and keep me entertained. I could watch She's The Man and Bridesmaids until the end of time. I'm always up for new movies, and I love crappy lesbian movies (let's face it, most of them are crappy, but we all love them).
Six things I could never do without
I still don't have six, but the list is growing. I just think that never is a strong word; it's more like six things that I choose to surround myself with, or to not be without. Huh.

1. Sarcasm.
2. Cigarettes.
3. Good fucking people.
4. The sky.
5. Feminism.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I just spend a lot of time thinking, contemplating life, the universe, and everything in between. I'm a pro at over-analyzing. I question everything; why people act the way they do interests me. Psychology is a hobby of mine, not a career path. I'm a compulsive planner. My mind is constantly running.
On a typical Friday night I am
making inquiries to my breasts as to whether or not it's going to rain.

It doesn't get dark here. (You already knew that.) I'm always awake.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Stick around and I might tell you.
You should message me if
Ya inta alllllll o' dis.
The two of us