karlhess
33 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
man, i wish i could remember what i wrote on my high school yearbook page. pretty sure i really nailed that.
What I’m doing with my life
alright, okcupid, starting to sound a lot like my Dad here
I’m really good at
encapsulating my personality for internet bios.
The first things people usually notice about me
well, i mean, my eyebrows are pretty on-point.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i really like the book Catch-22. that's a good book.
The six things I could never do without
oxygen
water
food
shelter
q-tips
pants of some variety
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what i'm going to eat next. this is sometimes done while currently eating.

how all matter, everything that exists in the universe, is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration at different frequencies.

mostly the food thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the fact that i considered writing "one time i tried internet dating" here. completely unoriginal. have you seen how many people have written that? i need to re-think some shit.
You should message me if
you have a solid grasp on the distinction between your/you're.
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