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My self-summary
I'm Kasey. I've been on this site for way too long. I've watched some of ya'll grow your beards.

I'm looking for dashing and talkative guys to do things with. I like going to whatever dope cultural events our city is having.
I spend my free time talking, eating, smoking, biking, and hiking. I think all of those are better with company.

An enjoyment of life is a must. I embrace the world, and I don't like how I feel around others who don't.
What I’m doing with my life
The game plan is to become a librarian, once I'm all trained up and read up.

In the meantime, I'm raising my (fucking adorable) son, working my super sweet serving job, and generally living it up in my swinging little pad in Indy.

At any given moment, I'm either basically guaranteed to be: cooking, eating, reading, or laughing.
I’m really good at
Befriending cats
Inane Internet research
Book buying
Raising a nonconfirmist little badass
Taking righteous bong rips
Dry humor
Quoting stand up comedians
Losing my ID
The first things people usually notice about me
Generally: my laugh, my hair, my smile. Sometimes how I'm dressed.

I'm a loud, fast talker by nature. My laugh is even louder. I am not for the auditorily sensitive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I'm reading, I'm ignoring you. You will have to pry the book from my hands to get my attention back. I tend to stay really emotionally attached to books. I re-read books from years ago a lot.

The books I remember really truly loving: East of Eden, Dubliners, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Annie On My Mind, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Lolita, Tuck Everlasting, A Little Princess, After The Fall, Harry Potter, and everything by Louisa May Alcott or Ronald Dahl.

I like to rewatch movies. I've seen Away We Go, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (and anything else Charlie Kaufman writes), Lost and Delirious, Bernie, Wristcutters, and The Goonies too many times.

I listen to a lot of music, usually cyclically. It's safe to say I've listened to Janis Joplin, Brand New, The Decemberists, Taking Back Sunday, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Chance The Rapper, CCR, or Nirvana in the last 24 hours.

Television is my guilty pleasure, mostly Rick and Morty, The Office, Community, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Archer, Eastbound and Down. Netflix and a bowl is how I unwind.

I flat-out worship food. I'm learning how to cook, and it's excellent. Real game-changer. I'm not a vegetarian, but I don't eat meat every day. I've got some stomach issues so I usually eat at home or at a healthy food place.
Six things I could never do without
My Rowan. Plants. Coffee. Books. Conversations. Sunlight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mushrooms, the history of languages, how to make my life and my house more efficient, something odd that happened at work, how tired I am, the book I'm reading, the books I'm not reading, the books I want to buy, the books I just bought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Since my son goes to his Daddy-o's on Thursdays, I'm generally free to amuse myself afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been homeless, and spent a long time cycling out of that. When I was in my late teens, I found myself skipping school to work so I could pay someone to let me sleep in their car or garage or couch.

Predictably, I made lots of shitty decisions, and one decision that got me my son. He woke me up. We're figuring the world out together, and we're doing a damn good job so far.
You should message me if
If you want a love like Roseanne and Dan Connor.

If you dig:
-sarcasm, sass, snark, insults, comebacks, pretensions.
-unnecessarily analytical TV viewing
-farmer's markets, hiking, biking, art shows, general hipster daytime activities
-Bojack Horseman
-getting baked and talking about shit we know nothing about
The two of us