28Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
I love drinking coffee outside in the fall. Nick Offerman is my spirit animal. I'm a boater (canoe boater), a carpenter, and a poor guitar player among other things. Honestly I'm a pretty up front person, what you see is what you get with me. In a good way though, I'm not a dick about it or anything. I'm adventurous, so let's swap some crazy stories!

What I’m doing with my life
Working! And building things in my spare time, sometimes for money. I love it and I have lots of fun.

Experimentally growing my hair out
I’m really good at
Laughing at myself and getting people's pets to like me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm such a snappy dresser.

...and I'm kinda short?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ehhh let's see, I'm really easy to please with this kind of stuff but here goes nothin:

Books: East of Eden and a lot of Steinbeck but it's been a while since I've read any of his stuff so don't ask too many questions or I'll be embarassed. A Sand County Almanac by Aldo Leopold, if you like nature or the idea of nature I suggest you give this one a read if you haven't already. And A Leaky Tent is a Piece of Paradise, it's a collection of essays from a bunch of different people about their connection to the natural world.

Movies: I love a good superhero/action movie

Shows: The Newsroom, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny

Food: pretty much anything involving chicken and/or bacon, I eat to live mostly rather than the other way around.

Music: I like a lot of melancholy music, almost anything with a violin or a choir integrated into it, and of course anything I can dance to!
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends
2-ply toilet paper
Spicy food
Trying new things
Warm bed
Exciting moments
Breaking the rules
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things like this:
IO Tillett 50 Shades of Gay

And how much I love my dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking socially. If not, drinking anyway while watching documentaries with my dog and my ladyfriend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear boxer briefs

I graduated college and I still have no idea what I'm doing.
You should message me if
You think we'd make good friends and you're good at making conversation! And you're fun, you gotta be fun.
The two of us