In high school, my sartorial choices reflected the love child of Bill Cosby and an eight year old boy.
Policemen have a strong distaste for me. This befuddles me.
Animals do too…but this I understand. I tend to smother them.
I can’t whistle and it really bothers me. I practice regularly. No, you probably can’t teach me.
I always take the scenic route. Because of this, I’m habitually three minutes late. I’m working on it.
I love traveling. Due to a fortunate familial connection I do so often, though with very little premeditation.
I believe in dessert after every meal and sometimes in lieu of one.
I typically make decisions based on the quality of the story to ensue. I have a lot of material.
Singing the instrumental parts of songs.
Telling stories. I'm loquacious.
Making lists of things I’m really bad at.
Bloodsport, The Life Aquatic, Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm
Fugazi, New Order, The Cure, Danzig, Queens of the Stone Age, David Bowie
Cheeseburgers, Beef Marrow, Strawberries, Coconut Paletas, Red bean pastries and Donuts.
corrective lenses of some sort.
a pen. preferably felt tip.
This American Life.
Don't waste your time if you're rude to servers or believe in astrology.