30Los Angeles, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I am a tangle of contradictions.

In high school, my sartorial choices reflected the love child of Bill Cosby and an eight year old boy.

Policemen have a strong distaste for me. This befuddles me.

Animals do too…but this I understand. I tend to smother them.

I can’t whistle and it really bothers me. I practice regularly. No, you probably can’t teach me.

I always take the scenic route. Because of this, I’m habitually three minutes late. I’m working on it.

I love traveling. Due to a fortunate familial connection I do so often, though with very little premeditation.

I believe in dessert after every meal and sometimes in lieu of one.

I typically make decisions based on the quality of the story to ensue. I have a lot of material.
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking about my next meal.
I’m really good at
Trivial pursuit. Something I’m not good at is losing Trivial Pursuit gracefully. Though, that’s not something I contend with often.

Singing the instrumental parts of songs.

Telling stories. I'm loquacious.


Making lists of things I’m really bad at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Perhaps my eyes? That’s hard to say, you should probably ask people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Murakami, Joyce, Dahl, Nabokov, Barthelme

Bloodsport, The Life Aquatic, Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, 2001: A Space Odyssey

Twin Peaks, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, The Wire, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Fugazi, New Order, The Cure, Danzig, Queens of the Stone Age, David Bowie

Cheeseburgers, Beef Marrow, Strawberries, Coconut Paletas, Red bean pastries and Donuts.
Six things I could never do without
a camera.
corrective lenses of some sort.
a pen. preferably felt tip.
This American Life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The phases of mitosis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating, drinking and being merry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate hiking. So much.
You should message me if
You read, eat adventurously and communicate voraciously.

Don't waste your time if you're rude to servers or believe in astrology.
The two of us