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My self-summary
I'm anything but normal. I'm opinionated, a little nutty, and a panoply of contradictions. I'd like to think I'm too complex to describe but....I'm really just not very good at it. A few tidbits: I'm a teacher, I am somewhat sarcastic, I love to travel, one of my dreams is to live in Europe, and I'm a hopeless romantic and optimist.

I am flirty, dirty, and nerdy
What I’m doing with my life
Absolutely nothing on a good day. ;) I'm currently teaching high school math and I love it, most of the time. My days are rarely ever boring and can actually be great fun. It's kind of sad, but I'm having more fun in high school the second time around...maybe it's because I'm not a teenager anymore...
I’m really good at
Laughing. At myself and other people. I love America's Funniest Home Videos...especially the montages of people getting hit with balls, people running into things, people falling....
The first things people usually notice about me
My mouth. Because it's always open and usually getting me into trouble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pride and Prejudice, Memoirs of a Geisha, Alias Grace, The Great Pretenders, anything by Tess Gerritsen or Kathy Reichs, random trivia books

Music: Almost anything. I love instrumental music a lot. I'm a big fan of Broadway. If it makes me want to sing and/or dance, I love it!!

Movies: There are a million. I don't like horror movies though. They give me nightmares. A very few (remembered) favorites: Across the Universe, Dear Frankie, Serenity, Transformers, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaun of the Dead, Jurassic Park, The Matador, The Wedding Date, In Bruges, Dangerous Beauty, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Snatch, 300, Waking Ned Devine, The Mummy, Strictly Ballroom, and...

Food: Pad Thai, El Greco (Greek), Sazon (interior Mexican), Trudy's Mexican martinis, Pizza, Burgers, Veggies, Fruit, Chocolate, Tomatoes, good beer
Six things I could never do without
My Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything. I think too much...that also gets me in trouble. But then...everything gets me in trouble.....
On a typical Friday night I am
with my friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If there's something you need to know...just ask. I probably won't lie. ;)
You should message me if
you'd like to know the non-print version of me.
The two of us