36 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved across the country from Chicago to L.A., so I'm sitting around goofing off online. As Sam Cooke put it, "another Saturday Night and I ain't got nobody". Except that it's friday.

I am sarcastic, well-read, and eclectic
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to L.A. with my company. Boy did they get a deal. An employee who knows no one, and will therefore work late every damn day for no extra pay. What a sucker!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, both on paper and in person. If I wasn't such a spaz I'd become a public speaker, but sadly the market for spazzes is limited.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. People always tell me how pretty they are. It must be true, or else a lot of people have very generic pick up lines, including little old ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a)"Cry the Beloved Country"; "Life of Pi"; "Stranger In a Strange Land"; "Crime and Punishment"; "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"; "A Walk In the Woods"; the Norton Anthology of poetry; "Catcher In the Rye"... etc etc etc b)Monty Python's the Meaning of Life; The Muppet Movie; The Shawshank Redemption; A Mighty Wind; Moulin Rouge; The Right Stuff; Some Like It Hot; Young Frankenstein; Trainspotting; L.A. Story; One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest... etc etc etc c)Fugazi; The Ramones; The Buzzcocks; Black Flag; The Misfits; The Bad Brains; Minor Threat; The Rollins Band; Black Sabbath; Kiss; Jane's Addiction; The Rolling Stones; The Cars; Led Zeppelin; Billy Joel; Paul Simon; Elton John; Boston; David Bowie; Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers; Credence Clearwater Revival.... etc etc etc d) Chicago pizza, italian beef
The six things I could never do without
Freedom, beauty, truth, love, laughter, and York Peppermint Patties.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I want to write about, or what I want to change in my latest project.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting here like an ass, playing on the computer. Yeah, I have no life, thanks for asking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't necessarily want to meet someone who "shares my interests"... I want someone who can teach me something new, make me see things in a different way, and make me laugh at the same time - do all that and everything else is negotiable.
You should message me if
You're interesting and looking for someone else interesting to hang out with.