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My self-summary
I'm kind of a geek, but not the stereotypical, basement-dwelling, covered in cheeto dust kind. I love books, music, movies, gaming, and random bits of trivia.

I'm pretty good at making people laugh, though my sense of humor can be kind of off the wall sometimes. I can have fun anywhere doing almost anything, as long as I'm with my friends or my family.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a quality engineer at a software company. I'm also currently learning to play the violin.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty good at listening, making people laugh, and keeping myself entertained. I also make some kick ass chocolate chip cookies and a killer lasagna. When I say "killer," I mean delicious, not actually lethal. I guess my cookies will not actually kick your ass, either, since we're not being literal.
The first things people usually notice about me
I use big words a lot and often succumb to a mad urge to sing and dance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh, wow. Okay. Movies - Boondock Saints, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Super Troopers, Snatch, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club is my comfort movie, Drop Dead Gorgeous, V for Vendetta, American Beauty, The Virgin Suicides, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, just to name a few.

Music - A Perfect Circle, Tool, The Black Keys, Them Crooked Vultures, Queens of the Stone Age, The Mountain Goats, Nujabes, Chevelle, Emancipator, Nat King Cole, Clutch, NIN, Deftones, Rammstein, etc. etc.

Books - The Wheel of Time series, The Song of Ice and Fire series, Harry Potter, Robin McKinley, Discworld series, Christopher Moore, Neil Gaiman, Jane Austin, J.R.R Tolkien, The Plague, The Brothers Karamozov, Wuthering Heights, White Oleander, The Lovely Bones, and so many, many more.

TV Shows - The Walking Dead, Venture Brothers, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, South Park, The X-Files, Veep, Sherlock, Elementary

Food - there is no genre of food I don't enjoy. Except raw onions. Raw onions are terrible. And nutmeg.
The six things I could never do without
My PS4
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Snappy one-liners that I should have said during an argument 6 years ago.

What if people could fly, but flying required just as much effort as running? Could we start a Fly-to-5K program?

How did Fred and George know how to work the Marauders' Map? And why weren't they curious when they noticed that Ron slept with a dude named Peter Pettigrew in his dorm every night?
On a typical Friday night I am
What almost everyone else on this site is doing - hanging out with friends or staying in being lazy, watching movies and reading.
You should message me if
Your message will be more than 5 words. I set up the filter to keep out messages that are less than that. It's probably unfair, but it has been pretty useful so far.