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My self-summary
I travel a lot for work. Apparently, I'm in your area at the moment.

Future food farmer in the post-apocalyptic wonderland, seeking new and interesting friends. Adventures, coffee and drinks at hidden chill spots, dance clubs, and zoos make me happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeing myself on Google News alerts.
I’m really good at
I have elevated forgetting people's names at awkward times to a high art form. Also, their faces. It's a double whammy.
The first things people usually notice about me
Is my sheer awesomeness. Or my Buddha-like modesty. Or my tendency to answer this question with irrelevant, contradictory statements.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: H.P. Lovecraft, Tom Robbins, Tim Dorsey, Charles Stross, Terry Pratchett, Carl Hiaasen, Ken McLeod, Douglas Adams, and too many others to name.

Graphic Novels: Transmetropolitan, Y: The Last Man, Fables,Sandman, Sandman Mystery Theater, My Faith in Frankie, Hellraiser, Hellboy, and a bunch more. Before the Recession, I was a partial owner of a comic book and game store.

Music: I'm not real picky, but I really like Cage the Elephant, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Benny Benassi, Matisyahu, and deadmau5. Blackalicious and Lords of Acid are great. As is Lady Gaga. And if you can't get down to Ke$ha, well, more power to you. But I can.

Food rocks my world.
Six things I could never do without
Stuff I would prefer not to live without (friends/family implicit):

1. bacteria. Considering they outnumber my cells by 10:1, I consider them pretty durn important.
2. Internet/books
3. Large whiteboards
4. [This number intentionally left blank]
5. Shit...running low. My tastes are pretty simple.
6. Summer! Hah! List done!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...life, the universe, and everything. What my backup plan is in case of zombies, and how it should change if they're zombie robots.

...how to slip a "That's what she said" into most conversations.

...politics. Way too much time thinking about politics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Perhaps at a party, perhaps just out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have prosopagnosia (facial blindness). On the plus side, everyone and everything is freshly beautiful every time I see them. On the minus side, I frequently mistake people for each other or don't recognize people I know. Like myself.
You should message me if
...you want to get coffee, blow glass, have a drink, go to a show, go hiking, plant trees, draw with sidewalk chalk, demolish buildings, or generally get out of the house and do something.

If you want to send me a message, but can't think of anything to say, ask me about sequoia trees. I think they're really cool.

I'm seeing someone, but I've met a ton of cool-ass friends on this website, so I'm keeping my profile. If you wanna hang all friendly-like, still feel free to hit me up!
The two of us