25 Selden, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a sarcastic misanthrope trying to make it in this ever cruel world. But in all honesty most of the things I say are an exaggeration aimed at poking fun at some of the idiotic things that people do.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching paint dry. When the paint finally dries I repaint the wall. If this becomes too tedious, I mow my lawn and then stare out my window as the grass grows.
I’m really good at
remembering really random facts such as historical dates in time and what not.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair has gotten dreadfully long that I consider it my doouchey Hayden Christian "Revenge of the Sith" monstrosity that really needs to get cut to a manageable length.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, 1984, Animal Farm, Spiderman Comics, The Little Prince, Anything thats not Lord of the Rings

TV Shows : The Simpsons, Scrubs, South Park, The Amazing Race, How I Met Your Mother (up until Ted met the Mother)

Favorite Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Big Fish, Beetle Juice

Music: Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Super Tramp, The Beatles, Yes, The WHO, Genesis, Talking Heads, Grateful Dead (Basically anything that hasn't released an album since the early 80's)
The six things I could never do without
6)Pet Snake
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is the future really going to be so bright that I'm going to need to wear shades?
On a typical Friday night I am
at the Ninth Level of Hell. Its a bit of a treacherous path to get here but at least the crowd is enjoyable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm left handed and can't use a can opener properly.
You should message me if
You can follow a conversation interjected with humor concerning Harry Potter, Star Wars and occasionally regarding the court of Louis XIV. But don't get me started on Louis XVI. He's just dead to me.