26 Windermere, United States
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My self-summary
Dorito junkie, tattoos, writer/chef/whatever, music nerd, lives rad.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on the future, and living for any experience I can try.
I’m really good at
Lame sports, socializing, and peddling expensive beer.
The first things people usually notice about me
The dolphin I ride into the room on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Chuck Bukowski, Bret Easton Ellis or Jack Kerouac, Game of Thrones, and anything I can get my hands on.

Movies: Wes Anderson and Christopher Nolan films, Pierrot le Fou, Thank You for Smoking, The Conversation, The Birdcage, The Producers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, etc.

TV: Community, Parks and Rec, The Office, Modern Family, Breaking Bad, Cowboy Bebop, Seinfeld, Sons of Anarchy, Sherlock, anything on Food Network.

Music: old school indie rock, Bon Iver, Dirty Projectors, Daft Punk, Action Bronson, Andrew W.K., Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Beach House, Beck, Black Star, Burial, Cheeseburger, Clipse, Coheed, Don Caballero, MF Doom, The Flaming Lips, Fleet Foxes, Frank Ocean, Fucked Up, Girl Talk, Girls, Gorillaz, Grizzly Bear, Iron & Wine, James Blake, Japandroids, Justice, Kanye, Little Brother, Marvin Gaye, MGMT, Michael Bublé, Miles Davis, Mos Def, Muddy Waters, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nickel Creek, Odd Future, OutKast, The Postal Service, Purity Ring, Queen, Radio Moscow, Real Estate, The Roots, Schoolboy Q, The Seatbelts, Sebastién Tellier, Set Yours Goals, Sleigh Bells, St. Vincent, Sufjan Stevens, Tallest Man on Earth, Tame Impala, Titus Andronicus, TNGHT, Toro Y Moi, Ty Segall, Vampire Weekend, Washed Out, Wavves, The Weeknd, Wu-Tang Clan, Yeasayer, Yuck, and a shitload more.

Food: fucking EVERYTHING.
The six things I could never do without
Solid Beer
An open mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puns. Not a joke, wordplay is pure gold.
On a typical Friday night I am
Tricking drunkards into buying overpriced booze.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a banana
You should message me if
You think Batman's awesome.