25Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Give me $$$$$ I have venmo and tons of content for $ale

I couldn't write anything here that would even begin to justify the ultimate reality of things.
But you should firstly know that I have an account on here because I got drunk like all the other little drunk freaks duuuuh...

From Venice beach, CA live in Austin, TX, now Chicago
What I’m doing with my life
Writing notes, drawing noses, turning tables, singing, making music, walking, eating, drinking, smoking, being. All evolving
I’m really good at
Not responding to the absurd messages people send me ..And I can do a perfect impression of a voicemail box/ Siri/ GPS/ + most sounds human or not.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well only they know, but the first things to be announced are usually
"what do your tattoos say?"
"you're really tall!¡"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...jingle cats
Six things I could never do without
Dog food, cat food, horse food, fish food, rat food, bat food, KATE BUSH
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I will go, where I have been. What I will do, what I have done. But mostly clouds.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ba da bing, ba da boom... somewhere I had not yet been before ¿
You should message me if
You have expendable energy, knowledge to share. You think we could be friends.
The two of us