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My self-summary
Fuckboys/hunters: I'm not interested! Thanks!

I'm a LPN(nurse), but it's definitely not my passion. I still don't know what I wanna be when I grow up ๐Ÿ˜ I'm pretty sarcastic, outgoing, and very honest most of the time. Sugar coating leads to wasted time for both of us!

I LOVE: intelligent/witty conversation, golf, bowling, most animals, the ocean, sunglasses, tattoos, tan skin, card games, road trips, swearing, my mom, proper grammar, my very few real friends, and more. Just ask! :)

I'm kind of a hippie at โค and a night owl. I can't live without music or concerts(connected to my soul) ๐Ÿ‘ I also enjoy dancing like a white girl! I try to give 0 fucks about what others think, but it's not as easy as it sounds... I'll always have long hair(there is a story behind why). I recently, over the past 3 years, lost 80 pounds by means of working as a nurse and taking a prescription diet medication. I honestly never want to be categorized as 'skinny', though!

add me on snap ๐Ÿ˜˜ kellijo2000
What Iโ€™m doing with my life
Starting a new job in Sioux Falls the end of October! It's going to be different and interesting!
Iโ€™m really good at
making people laugh and learning new things :) I'm a very good listener and would do anything for my very small circle of friends. I really love all kinds of food, obviously. I'm a hell of a cook ๐Ÿ˜
The first things people usually notice about me
normally my eyes and my smile ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Six things I could never do without
My Camaro, my mom, my 3 true friends, my cats, my phone, and my job
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future instead of the right now... I tend to live in the past too, which I hate, but I'm a work in progress ๐Ÿ˜‰
On a typical Friday night I am
either working my weekend or out with friends having a good time. sometimes, I just sack out on the couch and watch a movie with my cats ๐Ÿค“
The most private thing Iโ€™m willing to admit
I have epic self esteem issues.
You should message me if
You're handsome, funny, smart, can construct a proper conversation/sentence, without kids, and if you're looking for something more than a piece of ass ๐Ÿ˜˜
The two of us