33 Spanish Fork, United States
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My self-summary
Single, witty, responsible, refined redneck seeks a drug-free, non-skanky girl of equal/greater value. Seems pretty straight forward.
What I’m doing with my life
I fish, camp, off-road, cook, clean, laugh, smile, and wise crack at every possible opportunity. In between the craziness, I maintain my high excitement lifestyle by working full time. Making time for the little things is the most important part of being happy. Saddest day, parking the bike for winter:(
I’m really good at
I have a scary good memory. I can recall numbers, dates, times, music, movie lines, actors/actresses, and just about anything else I need to almost instantly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm unstoppable in achieving my goals.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not a big reader, books typically don't keep me interested. One of the few that did was "God, No!" by Penn Jillette.

I am a sucker for a good movie. Anything I can't predict is pretty great.

Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Family Guy... I don't enjoy any show more than Archer. My kind of comedy all the way.

Sushi, spicy anything. Food is the greatest prank played on human beings. You can't have delicious food without being a fatty McFat-fat, but you can't eat salads and spinach wraps while smiling.

Music is the single greatest thing in the world. I listen to almost everything from every genre.
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, music, my pup, inappropriate jokes of any kind, and my motorcycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy, religion(I am not religious and will never be), bacon, guns.

How does my dog end up on my bed every morning?

Nickleback really sucks.

I want waffles...let's go now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cleaning the house, doing laundry, having some drinks with the guys, all the fun stuff you can imagine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Otter pops are my weakness.
You should message me if
You want a good beer suggestion. I'm a bit of a beer connoisseur....