I am a sucker for a good movie. Anything I can't predict is pretty great.
Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, South Park, Family Guy... I don't enjoy any show more than Archer. My kind of comedy all the way.
Sushi, spicy anything. Food is the greatest prank played on human beings. You can't have delicious food without being a fatty McFat-fat, but you can't eat salads and spinach wraps while smiling.
Music is the single greatest thing in the world. I listen to almost everything from every genre.
How does my dog end up on my bed every morning?
Nickleback really sucks.
I want waffles...let's go now.