kennybeane
34 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
I hate to try to describe myself so I will instead provide a few nuggets: When I get bored while at work, I sneak and throw things at people and then run and hide. I once fractured a rib from coughing too hard. Jellyfish LOVE me. I'm sort of an exhibitionist. I've never eaten meat. I once climbed through a bat cave where indigenous Dominicans once lived and I fell and rolled through bat poo. That was fun. I used to be really good at calculus. I eat a lot- probably more than you. One time when my dad’s friend was visiting, he fell asleep on the couch and I polished his nails with red polish while he was sleeping. My dad sat back and watched. The guy didn’t notice it until he got pulled over by the cops on his way home. I’m a bit clumsy- I’ve fallen down in the office for no reason twice. I once ate a durian- YUCKINESS!

I'm quite shy around people I don't know well. I'm very caring, outspoken, and assertive. I know myself and I know what I want. I'm difficult to figure out. I'm sometimes super quiet and I sometimes have a motor mouth. I absolutely adore my nieces and nephews. I'm small but feisty. I subconsciously show my feelings and thoughts through my facial expressions, except no one can ever seem to interpret them. I admire hard work and determination. I'm sometimes mischievous and my sense of humor can be a bit on the lewd side. My pet peeves are rude people, dumb questions and people who make smacking sounds when they eat. My all time favorites are practicing yoga, salsa/bachata/kizomba dancing, eating yummy food, traveling, and beautiful beaches and landscapes. I rarely get embarrassed, and I'm not secretive- I tell it all (probably a bit too self-disclosing).
What I’m doing with my life
My passion is helping people and trying to make the world a better place, so I work in international public health.
I’m really good at
My friend just told that I'm good at saying what's on my f'ing mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know. I had originally wrote my smile but my friend says to change it to how f'ing short I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Fire and Ice, Yoga Sutras of Pantajali, Baghdad Gita, Everything is Illuminated, John Grisham, David Baldacci, James Patterson.

Music: Michael Jackson, Sade, Erykah Badu, Janelle Monae, Lykke Li, Thievery Corporation, James Blake, Björk, Banks, MNDR, Lana Del Rey, XX, Florence + Machine, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin.

TV/movies: Game of Thrones, Dexter, Homeland, House of Cards. The Bourne Identity, Drive.

Food: Chipotle, Indian and Ethiopian food.

Misc: Christmas socks, Lush cosmetics, shopping for underwear, and that feeling right after a good shower/bath.
The six things I could never do without
1. Love (from friends, family or whomever)
2. Curry
3. Moisturizer
4. Me time
5. Carbs
6. Chinola juice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I could have done better
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm willing to admit to just about anything if the subject comes up in a conversation. I'm very self-disclosing.
You should message me if
If you're cute, you have an accent, you're hungry, and have great hair - that's a good combination.
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