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My self-summary
PLEASE read my ENTIRE profile before messaging me because with the messages i get, i can tell very few do. if you cant do that, then dont waste your time or mine, kthanks. dont be surprised if i ignore you or be a total cunt should you choose to ignore this disclaimer because its irritating as fuck that people dont listen.

*I prefer they/them pronouns. Gender neutral words please. I don't want to hear how much of a "great girl" or "amazing woman" I am because I don't identify as female.*

P.S. Any couples thinking of messaging me, please move along. Not interested in being a third wheel.
P.P.S. im not here for casual hook-ups, so creepers can go creep somewhere else too.

hello everyone! name's Kelsey. i live about a half hour south from Chicago. i love art and music of all sorts. im pretty much looking for fun interesting people to become friends with. i am looking for people to have fun with, no serious commitments at this point in life. im open to anyone who has similar interests to me, any gender is cool with me.
What I’m doing with my life
working at a gas station, hopefully going back to school eventually, dedicating myself to my spiritual path [to put it simply, i am pagan], trying not to lose my mind amidst the chaos around me.
I’m really good at
singing, being sarcastic, being a weirdo, among other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes or my hair. oh my 5 tattoos and 11 piercings tend to be noticed at times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: ive read alot of Anne Rice novels, i adore vampires but dont you DARE mention Twilight to me...i despise that with a heated passion. one of my favorite books is Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. ive also read all of the Lord of the Rings books, including The Hobbit and The Silmarillion. others include Fight Club, Helter Skelter, The Satanic Bible [no, im not a satanist. just thought it'd be a good read. and it was] to name a few.

music: theres so much i listen to...i listen to alot of jrock/jpop like dir en grey, Acid Black Cherry, Buck-Tick, Girugamesh, The GazettE, Miyavi, Kanjani8, among others. i also listen to rock music of all kinds from AFI [have a tattoo for them], to Slayer, to The Ramones. im very very wide spread on the music i listen to, there not nearly enough room here to explain everything i listen to. to sum it up its mostly jrock/jpop, kpop, metal, and punk rock with everything else in between. ive also been getting into dubstep/techno quite a bit lately, i dig Skrillex, Deadmau5, The Crystal Method, Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, Justice and The Chemical Brothers. Another group ive fallen in love with is Die Antwoord, Yolandi Visser is my hero because she is insane and gorgeous.

movies: Audition, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, Tokyo Gore Police, LOTR/Hobbit series, The Crow, SLC Punk!, Nightmare Before Christmas, Boondock Saints, Tank Girl, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange. thats just a few. im into mainly foreign [usually japanese] films, horror [especially zombie films], and cult classics.

shows: i watch very little television. the only shows im heavily into are Supernatural, Sons of Anarchy, Vikings, True Blood, Being Human UK, Doctor Who [Ten being my favorite] and Misfits [the first two seasons, after that it went downhill]. oh, and im quite into a lot of RAW and Smackdown, i grew up with it and think its hilarious and epic. its like a soap opera where youre allowed to beat the hell out of each other.

i am also into some anime, havent gotten too crazy over it yet though. the main ones that i love are Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, Pokemon and Crayon Shin-Chan. i have also seen and enjoyed xxxHolic, Elfen Lied, Hellsing, Fooly Cooly, Vampire Knight, Trinity Blood, X, InuYasha, Cowboy Bebop, One Piece, Sailor Moon and Samurai 7.

im a bit of a gamer, when i have the patience for it. honestly, I watch more gameplay on YouTube than anything else. i like WoW, LOTRO, Skyrim, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy [7 being the favorite], Kingdom Hearts and Pokemon to name a few. i also play Portal, Left 4 Dead, Bioshock, Halo, Rock Band [im a beast on the drums], a bunch of Mario games and many more. i grew up on Nintendo games, i had pretty much every console.

food: theres so many different kinds of food i like, i like alot of asian foods, mexican, italian.
Six things I could never do without
1. music
2. cannabis
3. art
4. nature
5. my brother
6. oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sex [dont think that im easy though im FAR from it. NOT HERE FOR CASUAL SEX KTHANKS], apocalyptic situations, traveling to distant places, my spiritual path, getting my life together, art project ideas, what my future will be like, if ill really find that one person thats right for me, among other things that go through the chaos that is between my ears.
On a typical Friday night I am
typically working. if not, im usually just at home watching movies, listening to music, reading, playing video games and doing random things online.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was diagnosed bi-polar/manic depressive when i was 16.

as outspoken as i can be at times, i can be quite introverted too. i suffer from social anxiety. i rarely make the first move. it takes time for me to get comfortable with people.

oh, and im very much into the BDSM lifestyle. I am submissive, but clearly not a doormat. id appreciate if this topic isn't brought up immediately upon messaging me, it's annoying and creepy.
You should message me if
you actually read through my profile and you have the same interests as me...that would make sense, right? Also, looking for local peeps, long distance isn't my bag.

and can we PLEASE think of something to say other than "hey [insert annoying pet name here], what's up? [insert cheesy pick up line here]" come on people, ive given you plenty of ammo on my interests to start a conversation and you do have a brain, think of something attention-grabbing that isnt douchey and/or boring. at least make the attempt of getting to know me before you try getting into my pants. chivalry isnt completely dead you know. ignore this request, expect no response or a super bitchy one.

also, be in the 24-35 age range please and no, i wont make an exception for you. its ridiculously irritating when people ignore this, if you do so dont expect a response or for me to be nice if you decide to do that.
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