30 Bryn Mawr, United States
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My self-summary
I think I'm a pretty easy-going guy. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, and I generally appreciate sarcasm in others. I like sports (Mets, Jets, Syracuse- some real winners here) but I can and do talk about other things. I just moved to the Main Line, so I'm looking for people with whom I can explore Philly and the surrounding areas.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as an "analyst" for a large corporation. I feel like everyone who has a corporate job has analyst in their title, but my particular brand of analysis is pretty dull.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy and assorted other trivia games. My mind retains a lot of useless information.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know if this fits this category, but someone recently told me I look like Dave Coulier from Full House. I don't see that at all, but I'll let you decide. I promise I won't annoy you with impressions of 50 year old cartoon characters though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Outsiders, Calvin and Hobbes, The Moon is Down, The Great Gatsby, The End of the Affair, Team of Rivals, Down and Out in Paris and London

Movies: Caddyshack, This is Spinal Tap, Hoosiers, the Batman trilogy

TV: Arrested Development (but the 4th season on Netflix was so bad it broke my heart), Seinfeld, Saved by the Bell, Parks and Rec, Friday Night Lights, The Honeymooners, Cheers, Nathan For You

Music: the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack is my all-time favorite album, Weezer (pre-Red album; since then it's awful), Bruce Springsteen, Simon and Garfunkel, Death Cab (although I think that name is dumb), Ben Folds (Five). I like a lot of individual songs but not really the bands that perform them
The six things I could never do without
1. The sun. I love the spring and summer, plus I went to school in upstate NY and wouldn't see it for months at a time.
2. Family (I know it's obvious)
3. Pillows and blankets
4. Books
5. Golf clubs (although I'm not very good and never seem to get any better)
6. Football Sundays
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I'll ever be able to dunk a basketball.
On a typical Friday night I am
out at a dive bar or hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I live in perpetual fear that my fly is open.
You should message me if
you appreciate sarcasm and bawdiness. You like bar trivia or golf. You can quote Seinfeld or will get it when I do. Or if something else here sparked your interest.