37 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
snarky misanthrope.somewhat provincial in my outlook,rarely venturing beyond northern brooklyn.
at least not on the weekend.
I enjoy gardening, arguing, bicycles, buying books on the street, pepper mills, non-verbal communication,sour beer, staring contests,serious bookworms,frank opinions, bawdy humor,worldstarhiphop,stumptown coffee & non-mentholated loosies.

TURN ON'S: awkwardness, asymmetry, asses
TURN OFF'S: zip-lining, machu pichu, tranquilized jungle cats, pictures of food, "global-citizens", the generally un-ironic, allergies & bad tippers
What I’m doing with my life
currently working for a tech start up in chelsea
I’m really good at
pretending to look people in the eye, but really be looking at their eyebrows; wheezing the juice
The first things people usually notice about me
my 'dashing-woodsman' aesthetic
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like reading about russia & the middle east.
Movies: pulp fiction
Shows:the man in the high castle,true detective,newshour, peep show,game of thrones, antiques roadshow
Music: punk,surf,psych, fuzzy stuff
Food: fried chicken goes here :-)
The six things I could never do without
more coffee
Pepperidge Farm Goldfish
the g train
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how interesting new york would appear if the rivers and harbor receded completely,
On a typical Friday night I am
on the correct side of the east river
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i use my roommate's conditioner on my beard w/o permission
You should message me if
your blood type is're a righteous usually brush your teeth before don't mind me wearing your have a curious mind.