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My self-summary
Secretly awesome. I just don't like to overwhelm people right away.
I fill my free time making slow cooked meals. They bring me happiness and they will bring you happiness. One day maybe the whole world. Who knows.
I also constantly find myself dancing no matter what it is I'm doing. Dont ask how or why for these are questions I know not the answer to.
I dance whole-heartedly... not half-heartedly because no one likes half of anything so if you eat half my fries we're gonna have problems. I'll get you your own if you want some.
If you're 420 friendly that's definitely a bonus but not necessary. If not that just means more for me, know what I mean?
I previously thought I was part American Indian but apparently I'm just descended from unwanted orphans who only a savage could love.
According to 23&me I'm 1% Iraqi and 99% fucking white. This to me completely explains my enormous eyebrows and slight propensity to blow things up, both metaphorically and literally, as well as my absurd sense of superiority.
I am a strong, independent man who don't need no woman... but I do miss being a boyfriend and having someone to be all cutesy and weird and dumb with.
I love chisme. Bring that shit my way I'm all ears.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and being a lazy fuck on my days off. I'm talking Netflix, hot chocolate, and wine/beer lazy. Ya that's right... the best kind of lazy.
I drink coffee all the time.. It's basically the elixir of life and I'm gonna be immortal here soon if I'm correct.
Sometimes I make macaroni art just like I was taught how to in the Marine Corps. They called it relaxation therapy, great stuff.
I’m really good at
Karaoke, cooking, I'm pretty decent at guitar but I don't take requests sorry. I'm also pretty good at being a smart ass but thats only a rumor... dont believe what they tell you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tacos are dank and I got a booty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too much to effectively list.
Tom hanks is dope as fuck though and anything with him is good. Dont lie you know it too.
Six things I could never do without
Food, technically.
Just repeat those until you get to six I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to stay 25 and never have another birthday. So far it isn't working out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having an existential crisis and solving it with friends, booze, and weed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suck ass at dancing, but I still give 100% in effort.
You should message me if
You get that I'm being facetious throughout this whole damn profile.

If you like getting your broken things fixed
If you like home cooked meals
If you like deep conversations
If you love music and appreciate musicians
If you're down to do literally anything from waking up at 6 to go on a hike to sitting at home all day drinking beer and watching movies.
If you like good morning texts.
The two of us