47Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I like wit and clever turns of phrase. I believe that a strong sense of humor is a sign of intelligence. I can't stand intolerance (there's a joke in there somewhere). I find the ocean soothing. I'm trying to not make so many of these sentences start with 'I'.
What I’m doing with my life
I do my corporate slavery tap dance so that I can enjoy myself at times. I'm also on a keto diet which is forcing me to get more creative in the kitchen.
I’m really good at
Computer chit, music, art, Photoshop and hopefully making people smile sometimes.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's either the fish gills or the flipper feet
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading : When Pancakes Go Bad. Shows? Game of thrones, Broad city and House of cards are entertaining. Music? This might make for some good conversation as I have a pretty large and varied collection . Food? I'm not a foodie I guess, but damn if it isn't delicious.
Six things I could never do without
I love to bbq ,music, art (esp. visually striking stuff) catches my attention. Friends and family. To your home delivery (amazon,food, you name it). Travel ( yeah, that's more than 6).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's going on behind the eyes of others...the future...kitten mittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Decompressing at home or going to shows. The occasional dive bar. I like to adventure around a bit ,but don't have a partner in crime. Mostly the first one, these days.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i already said I had flipper feet and fish gills?!?P!!?P
You should message me if
I'm just testing the waters of these ol' interwebs and dating, if you see any semblance of someone you might want to talk to cool.

If you can quote Monty Python with ease.

If you have exciting new recipes we can try out.
The two of us