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My self-summary
Damn Kenny, at it again with the single life

Let's see here... Some things I enjoy: Opposite day, unopposite day, daily acts of awesomeness, singing Katy Perry songs very loudly and very poorly too my daughter because it makes her laugh, teaching my daughter to fist pump to Katy Perry songs because it makes me laugh, fist pumping in general because it makes me laugh, trying to be funny, failing miserably at being funny, amazingly epic antics whilst working in the hood, sarcasm, irony, getting way to much into wii boxing, Charlie Sheen level Winning, competition, cool days and warm hoody's, epic one liners, bar conversations, getting drunk dialed and convincing said drunk dialer that I was there with them, bonfires, good beer and good times, bad beer and good times, good times, seeing how many pictures I can creep in, football, trying to explain the guy code to women, my beard (due to unforeseen circumstances, the beard is on a brief hiatus, but you cant keep a bearded man beardless), being smart, people watching, Big Brother (dont judge me), randomness, epic nights, acting like a movie critic while watching previews at the movie theater, not being gangster, messing with gangsters (but everybody knows there are no real gangsters in Dayton), befriending cops.

Now for the (semi) serious part. I split with my "baby mama" (sorry, that word makes me laugh, so when I get an opportunity to use it, I take it), a long while ago, and used this site to meet some new people. I succeeded, but never found that one person that gets me. So I took some time off to focus on me, and really enjoy the single life. Well, mission accomplished. Now I guess you could say that I am back on the prowl (sounds kinda creepy). I am not looking to rush into a serious relationship, what I am really looking for is someone to have fun with, then kind of take things slow. I want somebody to share my adventures with. Life is what you make it, and I try to make everyday as fun as possible, and try to make every situation at least as tolerable as possible.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to do the cop thing. Trying to make some money in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Pretending to be a baller, trying to be funny, being observant, being fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my beard. :'(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are historical fiction, mostly taking place during WWII, and some Stephen King. My favorite movies are mainly horror, comedy, and action movies. My favorite music is country by far, but i will listen to just about anything.
Six things I could never do without
My daughter, my Droid, my truck, family, and my daughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The basics really. Life, and what I am doing with my life, and the zombie apocalypse. You know how it goes.
On a typical Friday night I am
working :-(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe the right to remain silent is to protect against self incrimination, so I am going to go ahead and plead the fifth. You are going to have to try harder than that to find out my deep dark secrets.
You should message me if
I hate this box. You should message me if you want to. If you want to message me, you probably will, if you do not, you probaly will not.
The two of us