kickballer122
39 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Dear Cupid, Please consider shooting an arrow through my skull if I have to read another novel-length “Self Summary.” Perhaps you can match me with someone who posted a recent picture. Although I'm sure most women just want a pic of a guy's penis sent to them in a text (btw, I'm joking and this is sarcasm for those of you that don't get it) I'll be original and just post a douche-bag self pic so they can see that I'm not fat. And maybe you can find me a girl who likes puppies, traveling the world, and long walks on the beach next time.
What I’m doing with my life
Recent refugee from Southern California...I had to sacrifice warmth and a parking space for a shoebox apartment and a job that doesn't suck
I’m really good at
Sarcasm...someone told me it's the spice of life
The first things people usually notice about me
My beautiful long, blond hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm looking for a rehabilitation facility for Netflix and iTunes addicts. Any suggestions? I think I'm experiencing Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad withdrawls.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, Nitrogen, Water, and the San Francisco Soup Company. Although the Bartender Special at Delarosa and a cold beer are pretty critical too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hipsters and why I'll never be one
On a typical Friday night I am
Rocking myself to sleep in a corner of the room while curled into the fetal position...cause I miss Tupac, okay!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wept profusely when Michael Jackson died. Don't judge me!
You should message me if
Who are we kidding? If you're a female with a pulse you don't need to message anyone on a dating website!
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