28Cincinnati, United States
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My self-summary
Are you looking for someone who can reach things in high places and lift heavy boxes? Well look no farther! I can do that and more!

I am a kind, gentle being with a carefree out look on life. I'm easy to get along with but I can be very opinionated. I have lived in Cincinnati almost my whole life but I have slipped into the after college slump. (Friends moving away and harder to meet people my age)
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work for a flexible packaging company as a process engineer. We basically make pretty garbage. Now that I have meet my goals from high school, graduating with an engineering degree and obtaining a job, I have to figure out some new ones.
I’m really good at
not completing thi
The first things people usually notice about me
I am taller than the average and due to America's love of fast food, I'm also fitter than the average American. (Thank you McDonald's)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fahrenheit 451, The Dark Tower Series, and Let The Right One In

Movies: Memento, The Prestige, and Natural Born Killers

Shows: Dexter, Wilfred, and Archer

Music: Modest Mouse, Tool, Cake, and LCD Soundsystem

Food: Hamburgers, Tortillas, and Eggs
Six things I could never do without
1. Cool summer nights
2. Snow
3. A place to run
4. Silly faces
5. Toilet paper
6. Insightful discussions
On a typical Friday night I am
fuck your typical Friday nights. I want an atypical Friday night like spending 5 hours photoshopping dinosaurs into the backgrounds of pictures and forgetting to go for a run. Then strap a headlamp on and go for a run pretending you're on a speeder bike racing through the trees of Endor (I may look like a grown-up but I certainly don't feel like one).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I highly doubt I could make it through a day without checking reddit at least twice.
You should message me if
you are serious about meeting someone and don't mind my quirky humor.
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