39 Ocala, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a highly realistic looking automated robot. I have the ability to make decisions on my own. I am the product of an artificial intelligence experiment that got out of hand. As a result, I can experience emotions and feelings like a real person.
What I’m doing with my life
Swimming and catching butterflies.
I’m really good at
Worm charming (or also known coloquially as Worm grunting). Google it. It's the best party trick ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
My uncanny ability to mispronounce words like "diaspora" and "lichen."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Big Fish (book and movie), St. Lucy's Home for Girls Raised by Wolves, Homecoming, The Boat Who Wouldn't Float... about ten billion others.

Goonies, anything Miyasake, Documentaries about whales
The six things I could never do without
Hot air balloons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All of the above.
On a typical Friday night I am
Observing the weather.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not be an international spy.
You should message me if
You really googled Worm Charming and realize I'm not making a vulgar inuendo... or have an inexplicable love for cetaceans.