34 Paddington, Australia
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My self-summary
Tetris and hungry hungry hippos.

Chugging milk

Activating almonds
What I’m doing with my life
I use a dream catcher

Drinking milk
I’m really good at
Being subjective

Drinking milk in awkward situations
The first things people usually notice about me
My lips don't seal properly, and drool leaks out the corner. The other side is dry and chapped.

My milk moustache
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Milkman parts 1 and 3
Willet wanka and the chocolate milk factory
The Milky Way
Reality TV is cancerous
The six things I could never do without
Oesophageal sphincter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I checked my pockets before throwing my pants in the washing machine.

The colour brown.

Complex Tetris strategies.

And gangsta folk music.

Milk use-by date filing

Why most girls have a nose piercing in their photo, but not in real life
On a typical Friday night I am
Polishing off a case of milk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I deal drugs
You should message me if
you're happy and you know it

Your photo is current and not when you were starving yourself at uni. Sorry I'm colour blind, so every peice of optical assistance is welcomed