I’m fortunate enough to be very well travelled; my super secret job for the dear leader provided many perks including clandestine travels. I have experienced and learned many things while doing this. For example, I recently discovered that a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. I know that Tylenol is just as effective in mending a heartache than a tub of Ben and Jerry’s (although not as tasty). And to my dismay, I discovered that against common wisdom, two girls in a catfight will not randomly start kissing. Most importantly, I found out the answer to the eternal question, why the damn chicken crossed the road.
Why should you message me? Because, I am all in favor for spontaneity providing it is carefully planned and ruthlessly controlled. I’m also a great listener, wait sorry, could you repeat what you said? I’m also a 5-star Michelen chef. My chicken noodle soup tastes EXACTLY like Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup. I’m also much more awesomer than the last guy that messaged you, and if I was the last person, that's like super awesome! Yes I do love my mother, do my own laundry and I am wearing clean clothes as I am writing this. And yet… I find myself single.
If you don’t take yourself too seriously, sporty rather than posh, cute rather than hot, curious rather than scared, social rather than introspective, happy rather than content, I would like to meet you. Send me a wink or email and I’ll do the rest ;) <-- Example of the said wink.
I'm a great conversationalist in mime
Tracking the legendary unicorn that is said to be brown and hornless
Also, that I look awfully a lot like the dear leader of North Korea
In regards to shows, you can't go wrong with any puppet shows unless you're young and it's an Elmo puppet... things can go terribly wrong if that's the case...
- Mr. Snugglebears