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My self-summary
This is where I'm supposed to talk about myself in such a pleasing light that one has no choice but to want me, is it not? Very well, I shall do my best not to disappoint. I did not receive much rhythm for my body, the lion's share went to my soul. As such, I am not much of a dancer but I have been known to carry a tune. I find myself drawn to the darker aspects of life, in them the light shines most beautifully and bright. The darkness frames the light, putting both in perspective. Sex is a part of life, without life there is no sex. I plan to do a great deal of living, and would like to find someone who feels the same. Mere words cannot do justice to the existence that is our lives. We are the sum of our expexperiences. So I emplore to you, come experience me. ;-)

2014- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As such, while I cannot say that anyone is ugly, I may not find you as attractive as you believe I should. There is no wrong in this. What is pleasing to one is overlooked or ignored by the other. Initiating conversation is not a strong point of mine, so if I glance at your profile and say nothing, don't take it personally. If I don't like what I see, I'll just hide you and move on. If I do speak, "hi" is about the best you can expect. Shy is shy, even on the Internet.

2015- I like boobs. And butts. And faces.

2016- Not the best year. Literally had my time wasted on more than one occasion.

2017- TBD
What I’m doing with my life
working, mostly working. but always making time for fun. books, video games, and sleep occupy the rest of my time, as well as a few good friends.
I’m really good at
reading (your minds, lol); finding the answers to other people's problems (most of the time) but never my own; missing the opportune moment; and loads of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
my butt (not only is it one of the first things ppl notice, but they still harp on about it. it's mine, I know full well how much it stands out!), the fact that i'm quiet until after a few drinks, that i look good (not concieted, that's just what they keep saying)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
too many of all of them, you'll have to ask. here's a list:
LoTR Trilogy, Matrix Trilogy, Willow, Labrinth, Princess Mononoke, The Dagger of Kamui, Locke, Equilibrium, 300, The Adventures of Ultraman, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Alien Films, Akira, Blood the Last Vampire

Hyperion series, Twilight series, Noble Dead series, Vampire Earth series, Star Wars, Star Trek, Darkhunter novels, Vampie Huntress Legend, The Belgariad and The Malloreon, Dragonlance novels, Ukiah Oregon novels, anything by Terry Brooks, anything by Orson Scott Card, Thomas Covenant series, Sword of Truth series, Dune series, Darkover series

Childish Gambino, Sevendust, Coheed & Cambria, Kings of Leon, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Gym Class Heroes, Boy Sets Fire, 3 Doors Down, Anberlin, Breaking Benjamin, Celtic Thunder, Nickleback, Shinedown, Smile Empty Soul, System of a Down, Company of Thieves, Flyleaf, Incubus,
Six things I could never do without
friends, water, alcohol, books, money, and Russell Brand

but honestly, i could never do "with" just six assorted things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the will to power, the right to rule, the hidden truth from all points of view, the meaning of existince, the "void which binds"(can you name the series that mentions this? Here's a hint, it's listed above)
On a typical Friday night I am
at work, at The Castle, at Gaspars, at Peabodys, up late messing around online, mostly at home though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that i read Darkhunter novels. (if you don't know what i'm talking about, you're missing out)

"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."(if you can't tell by now, i'm kinda nerdish)
You should message me if
you think we could hang, you just wanna do something, can take a joke, appreciate dry humor, kinky, perverse in a pleasant way, or if you just plain want to.
The two of us