61Englewood, United States
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My self-summary
I think Gilbert Gottfried should be named king of the world. I enjoy getting lost on backroads of this country, at least I think I do, I usually do it going to and from Sturgis every summer. If I hear anybody say a person, place or thing "pushes the envelope" I want to hit them with a rolled up newspaper. I'd rather sit and watch the sunset leave the "long walks on the beach" for the other romantic devils.
What I’m doing with my life
looking for a 6' pookah named Harvey
I’m really good at
Blaming other people for things I did wrong and signaling aliens from my roof at night
The first things people usually notice about me
that I am not a slave to fashion. my pants are not pajamas darn it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books non fiction hopefully printed in English . If they come with their own crayons thats an added bonus.Music a heavy metal type of calypso with polka accordian solos
Six things I could never do without
food, clothing, shelter, indoor plumbing, 3 stooges and xm radio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to go on a 5,000 mi. motorcycle trip without getting lost
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out why SNL isn't on
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I am not as stupid as I look. Thank god!
You should message me if
you are not a deranged serial killer and if you have auditory hallucinations they tell you to go to the beach instead killing the person next to you, especially if its me.
The two of us