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My self-summary
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

Weep, and you weep alone"

- Dae-Su Oh

Strong willed, cocky, confident, and sometimes I like to cook weirdly delicious avocado based dishes.

I'm a dry, humorous, sarcastic motherfucker. If you can't dish out and receive a little tasteful humorous ball busting then I'm probably too much for you to handle.

I'm cuddly, bitch, deal with it.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting myself ready to go back to school and major in engineering (not fully decided yet)

Also taking all the odd jobs I can to experience every flavor life has to offer.
I’m really good at
Giving advice, if more people took advice from me then the world would be a much happier, more logical place.

Driving, I once drove two cars at the same time.

Okay, not really.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair, skin color, tattoo, for the most part.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Well I don't read books very often, but currently I'm reading I am america, and so can you! by Stephen Colbert, Penpals by Dathan Auerbach, and I love the Piers Anthony Xanth books, as well.

Movies? I love a ton, and hate a bunch, I don't think I could give you an all time top five but some that I've seen and liked recently are as follows:

The Avengers
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Movie 43
Dead Man Down

The Walking Dead
How I Met Your Mother
Breaking Bad
That 70's Show
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Blue Mountain State
Attack on Titan
Gurren Lagann
Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple

The Palmer Squares
Empire of The Sun

Food: I love to cook, but when I dine out I prefer mostly Italian and Asian.
Six things I could never do without
The internet

A car to drive

A good video game or show/movie to lose myself in on some weekends

The friends and bonds I've developed over the years

My ultra-deluxe-holy-shit-9000 PC that I built in the summer of '13

My beard, it's the source of all my power.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything imaginable.
On a typical Friday night I am
The danger
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once saved Christmas from a group of KISS impersonators who were bent on using their shitty knockoff music to enslave the human race.
You should message me if
It pisses you off when people make posts like "Hey, does anybody else do [insert something literally everyone does]?"

You reddit, we'll either have tons to talk about or nothing at all.
The two of us