kingleman
43Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
In carpentry, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut:
the requisite precision of measurement,
the texture and grain of the wood
(the 6 sides & 8 corners of each piece)
all coming together,
the intimidation of the whirring blade,
the danger...
But when you nail it, you nail it.
It's fulfilling, gratifying.
And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable;
even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
charming socks off
(the rest has to come off voluntarily)
(how the shoes are still on is a mystery)
The first things people usually notice about me
undoubtedly, the sac of socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...all make for WONDERFUL topics of CONVERSATION when people MEET for the first, second, third (et cetera) time/s!
Six things I could never do without
music,
cinema,
company,
food excellence,
rules...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human mind produces roughly 60,000 thoughts per day;
this is one of them…
what to do with such awareness?!
The mind/body split,
The 7/10 split,
The fe/male split...
seriously, the gender gap?
for how long does this remain at the core of our being?

...Sex!
(the ultimate biological trick!),
Death!
(what a punch line!)
& the Great Cosmic Joke
(hysterical, innit?!)

InterroBANG
On a typical Friday night I am
...rooting for the underdog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a favorite weather pattern
You should message me if
...you are at least eight (8) feet tall
…you own or have access to a hot dog outfit
...you like to make fart noises in museums &/or churches
...you like to talk film or music or theory or physics or make fart noises in museums &/or churches
...you'd like to go to a museum or church, or see a film or live music or eat food that's incredibly delicious 'for the price'!
...if, when listening to The Stooges, you get a little wobbly in the knees
...if you like dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)
...or, if you just want to make fart noises in museums &/or churches—I really can't stress enough how much I want you to say 'yes' to this.
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