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My self-summary
In carpentry, there are few things as satisfying as making a perfect cut:
the requisite precision of measurement,
the texture and grain of the wood
(the 6 sides & 8 corners of each piece)
all coming together,
the intimidation of the whirring blade,
the danger...
But when you nail it, you nail it.
It's fulfilling, gratifying.
And for a moment, all the shit of the world seems alright; tolerable;
even if you know there's no such thing as a perfectly square room.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make the perfect cut.
I’m really good at
charming socks off
(the rest has to come off voluntarily)
(how the shoes are still on is a mystery)
The first things people usually notice about me
undoubtedly, the sac of monkey wrenches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
...all make for WONDERFUL topics of CONVERSATION when people MEET for the first, second, third (et cetera) time/s!

I read a little bit, but not enough to hurt me none.

Maurice Sendak, Theodore Geisel, and Shel Silverstein...

Going to the cinema has been my favorite past time since I was pre-teen. The collaboration aspect of it is thrilling to me.
if you don't like movies, swipe left, or whatever.
Also, if you don't breathe,
if your heart no longer pumps blood,
if the only food you crave is brains—
yea, I'm talking to YOU, Zombies!

HOWever, if you'd like to GO to a zombie movie
or any other movie, most likely
(please don't make me see LaLaLand again!)
even if that's ALL you want to do,
let me know...
(I'm always down to go)

High 5 if you're familiar w/ this line:
"I have a malignancy in my prostate,
but when you're in my arms, it's benign."

So long as I have Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert...
(sigh!) nevermind.

2016 has been a brutal year.

As far as we can tell, the velociraptor
is the distant ancestor to the chicken.
Accordingly, I eats the shit outta some chicken.
like it's revenge therapy for the terror they
brought to life in Jurassic Park!
Meatless Mondays, tho.
(can't unring that bell)
Six things I could never do without
food excellence,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human mind produces roughly 60,000 thoughts per day;
this is one of them…
what to do with such awareness?!
The mind/body split,
The 7/10 split,
The fe/male split...
seriously, the gender gap?
for how long does this remain at the core of our being?

(the ultimate biological trick!),
(what a punch line!)
& the Great Cosmic Joke
(hysterical, innit?!)

On a typical Friday night I am
...rooting for the underdog
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I keep a lighter & candle in the bathroom to facilitate the drawing of spontaneous baths.
You should message me if are at least eight (8) feet tall
…you own or have access to a hot dog outfit like to make fart noises in museums &/or churches like to talk film or music or theory or physics or make fart noises in museums &/or churches'd like to go to a museum or church, or see a film or live music or eat food that's incredibly delicious 'for the price'!
...if, when listening to The Stooges, you get a little wobbly in the knees
...if you like dirty old men
(cuz that's pretty much what I am)
...or, if you just want to make fart noises in museums &/or churches—I really can't stress enough how much I want you to say 'yes' to this.
The two of us