kingofpoptart
29 Mountain View, United States
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My self-summary
Adventure! Bourbon! Shenanigans! Music! GO!
What I’m doing with my life
Computery stuff. It pays the bills.

I'm also building a race car. It creates bills.
I’m really good at
Kicking ass.
The first things people usually notice about me
An excessive amount of hair. Its generally in my face. Behold its glory and be enlightened.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm pretty much constantly reading - generally on a computer keeping up with current events, new advancements in science, and other nerdy things.

Lemme look at my book shelf for a second and just read off a subsection of the random stuff on there.
"The Calvin and Hobbes Complete Set"
"The Bacon Cookbook"
"Curries"
"The Complete Works and Poems of Edgar Allen Poe"
"James and the Giant Peach"
"God Bless you, Doctor Kevorkian" (I love Vonnegut)

I don't watch a whole lot of tv - I don't even have cable. With the magic of the interwebs, I keep up to date with the Office and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but not much else. My tv mostly gets used for games and movies. Its better for my brain that way.

I eat all the things. Monkey see, monkey eat. I'm not picky and enjoy trying new things. Nothing beats homemade linguiça, though.

I listen to music even more than I read. I'm also about as diverse in my musical tastes as I am with my food.
The six things I could never do without
The nunchucks under my bed
Vulgarity
A car (preferably a stick shift)
Bourbon and Ms. Mary Jane
Pork
Spending an entire day doing nothing once in a while.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many miles I need to bike so I can justify eating my next burrito.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends causing a ruckus. Possibly in costume.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been peed on by an adult. It wasn't on purpose. But it happened.
You should message me if
you've made it this far without exploding from how awesome I am.
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