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My self-summary

to meet someone in seattle for a beer, or a rock show, or riding bikes, or playing music, or playing pinball, or building something, or learning something, or throwing rocks, or smashing things, or all or none of the above.


What I’m doing with my life
i'm a mechanical designer/misfit engineer. sometimes.

i moved to seattle in april. i was born and raised in st. louis and had been living there "professionally" for ten years and things just weren't going the way i expected them to. i was working on a project with a startup company (i know, everyone has a startup company) that wasn't going anywhere, i was working a contract job at a soul crusher to pay my bills and that was coming to an end. all my friends started having kids, girls kept telling me "no" when i asked them out, and people kept getting shot. since i was going to be unemployed looking for work anyway, i figured i might as well be unemployed looking for work in seattle instead of unemployed looking for work in st. louis.

so now i spend my days applying for jobs and applying for dates online.

"i don't date anyone shorter than 5'-10" -- girl who lists her height as 5'-0

"80 people have already applied for this position"

etc. etc. etc.
I’m really good at
i got a C in linear systems
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i've been listening to a lot of mr. gnome lately

that goes double for the new wolf alice

i was raised on a healthy diet of MST3k and the marx bros., monty python and the talking heads.

i've read a lot of isaac asimov. he loves to use the word "sardonic".

i've also read a lot of edgar allen poe. he loves to use the word "ejaculate".
The six things I could never do without
DISC 01 The King Khan & BBQ Show
DISC 02 Fugazi
DISC 03 Pixies
DISC 04 Fucked Up
DISC 05 Be Your Own Pet
DISC 06 Misfits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
fuckin' polygamists. they've already got one, or two, or more. i can't even find ONE. and there on here looking for more? it's like, how selfish can you be?
On a typical Friday night I am
i'm a fan of how foam on cherokee has quietly turned itself into a live music venue.



"foam coffee" and "cherokee st" are two inherently st. louis things, but the takeaway is that i love seeing odd-ball music shows at coffee shops that serve PBR in pre-gentrified neighborhoods. (any recommendations in the seattle area?)

trying to climb mount rainier, one tallboy at a time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i am kind of a misanthrope
You should message me if
dive bars
bike rides
lounging in the park
rock shows
trying to get into D&D/role playing games
if you want to start a punk 'zine or alt-weekly reader
anything collaborative. i need a collaborator.
collaboration begets inspiration.

if you like eccentric mad scientist slacker punk types